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Old 07-29-2020, 11:24 PM   #71121 (permalink)
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I'm already getting pussy but this girl likes The Cure and then whatever I put on
Well then **** brother, you've got it made. Don't listen to me, keep doing your thing. (And I didn't realize pussy was a non-censored word). If she likes The Cure, I guarantee she'll like The Smiths. What's her favorite Cure album? Or song? And don't tell me it's "Friday, I'm In Love" or I'll declare her to be a basic bitch.

Oh, btw, I know you're typically liberal in your political leanings. If she is as well, make her listen to this:

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Old 07-29-2020, 11:25 PM   #71122 (permalink)
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Elph, I'm gonna disagree with this one. Ant is obviously (yeah, obviously) a cool cat, but I'm going to make the assumption he's on the older spectrum of MB members (I don't mean to date you Ant, but if you're a 20 year old grasshopper, feel free to correct me). If you want to get that p***y, W.A.S.P. ain't your best option. In fact, most young chicks today would probably consider it sexist. You'd be better off playing The Smiths "Meat is Murder" than W.A.S.P. if your priorities are singular. If she's a conservative chick, play some Ted Nugent or something for her.
Elphenor and Anteater are fraternal twins in their mid-20s .

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Old 07-29-2020, 11:30 PM   #71123 (permalink)
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Elphenor and Anteater are fraternal twins in their mid-20s .
Y'know, Frown - as I've said before - I normally trust you unconditionally. But I'm not sure if I'm buying this one.
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Old 07-29-2020, 11:43 PM   #71124 (permalink)
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I don't like her for her opinions on anything

I think she's cute, and she's skinny and she tolerates all my bull****

idk is that wrong?
We're not your therapists elph (though for the right price, I'm willing to be).

It's all a matter of what you expect out of the relationship, and what she expects. If she's expecting marriage and children, and she's made you aware of this, then you should tread carefully if you don't desiire that.

If you know her desires and said desires don't match up with yours in the long term, then I'd break it off. You don't want to lead her on. If all she's looking for is a good time, and she's having fun with you, then there's nothing wrong with it at all.
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Old 07-29-2020, 11:51 PM   #71125 (permalink)
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I'm her boyfriend not some internet simp
Can we change your username to RL Simp?

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Y'know, Frown - as I've said before - I normally trust you unconditionally. But I'm not sure if I'm buying this one.
It's true though. All out minds were blown when we found out how young Ant was.
And he really does kinda look like elph.
It's hilarious.
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Nah he was right to doubt me. Anteater and elphenor are actually identical twins.
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Old 07-30-2020, 12:18 AM   #71128 (permalink)
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Obviously splitting rent with someone you like to **** is a million times better than sharing space with a bunch of uptight squares

What kind of people complain to the manager that you’re getting a piece of ass?

That would be entirely unthinkable in my young group living days. I mean holy **** what a bunch of jelly unfun puritanical anti living ****ing life *******s.

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Don't do it! Really, please don't! That's how I ended up in a 7 year relationship that I was never happy in and took forever to end because the entire relationship was established on economic convenience. You'll resent each other, I swear.
Hysterical much?

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idk is that wrong?
**** no. You enjoy a woman’s company. You ****. That’s called living life. It might go right it might go wrong.

You don’t have to share everything. She can like her music and you yours. She can have her politics and you yours. Just enjoy what you enjoy and give space elsewhere. People are individuals. A couple doesn’t need to be lockstep in everything. Just enjoy your life.

It might last it might not. That’s true for every relationship. A woman could love The Fall and be an anarcho syndicalist but you could end up hating the sound of her voice, her mannerisms, the way she gives head - maybe she likes ****ty tv and doesn’t care about music or whatever- so what? It’s about intangibles.
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Old 07-30-2020, 12:23 AM   #71129 (permalink)
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whats a simp ???
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Old 07-30-2020, 12:27 AM   #71130 (permalink)
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whats a simp ???
OH for all females especially of the teenager variety.
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