So you're handing out iphones and ipads? Very generous. But they'll just sell them for drugs, you do know that?

We'll all be dead soon, that's some consolation

Indeed

How did Hawk's haiku go again?
life is miserable
one problem after the next
thankfully we die

Speak for yourself. I'm getting my ass cryogenically frozen until we figure out how to do interstellar travel and create immortality potions.

Then the people who revive you will draft you as a soldier in their totalitarian state. Every method of escape will be thwarted to the point where you just succumb to the atrocities you're committing and live a life of permanent dissociation. Even when you try to commit suicide they just revive you and force you to fight again.

I'm sticking with donating my body to cannibalism, that cryogenic **** ain't for me.

How you gonna live as just an ass? I'd get the whole of my body frozen, just an idea.

Thought your dogs were going to sort the disposal of your corpse?

An evil Viking afterlife sounds pretty badass tbh. Like 40K ****.

Cryogenic freezing is not even the best way to go about it, you want freeze-drying if you're going to preserve anything.

lol

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