Hope your dog is OK, OH. Or at least received a clean bill of health.

Glad your day went well, fire. I didn't sleep at all (literally) last night, so I'm exhausted and will be making a very light dinner soon of English muffin pizzas with different toppings. Sometimes when I have insomnia I find it difficult to sleep the following night as well - hopefully that won't happen toinight.

She is. I’m thinking I might change vets though. I always feel like they’re trying to up-sell me. More expensive heart worm medicine - oh needs dental work yadda yadda. The dog is like 15 years old I’m not going to put her under to clean her ****ing teeth. It pisses me off because I’ve been a loyal customer for a long time but they never stop trying to nickel and dime me.

Glad she's OK. Yes, sounds like your vet is running a racket there; maybe time for a change - unless you think that would be distressing to her in any way. I love how much you love her! Rest easy, you two.

She don’t give a **** as long as I take her

If we were burning in hell she’d be worried about two things her food and where I was

And probably water since it’s hot down there they say

Couldn’t be worse than Florida though

Sometimes I have trouble sleeping but successfully manage my sleeping problems with sleeping pills. Thank goodness for those, especially if you're used to switching time zones frequently like I am. Problem is you get addicted quite soon (3-4 days for me, which should be enough to fix your sleeping cycle), but I've also mastered the art of slowly weaning myself off of them (just managed it again after coming back from Europe 10 days ago).

It’s also just expensive to own a dog. But everyone has a price point where they feel less like a part of the family and more like inherited debt. My bestie spent some $20K on her dog’s chemo all for him to die in pain anyway.
When I was growing up no one took their dog to the vet at all lol.
But look at me now, my pooch has always had better healthcare options than me, he gets his teeth cleaned annually (and I brush his teeth nightly), and I’m already looking into taxidermy options for when he “goes to college.”

It comes with the territory. Don’t have sex if you don’t want a dog or whatever.

I wonder if even a taxidermist would be creeped out if they were asked to make the dick stiff too?

Without all the deets my first impression is that might have been a little selfish on your friend’s part. Maybe I’m just justifying my future inability to pay but I don’t think my dog would want chemo. I’m not trying to dis your friend but my take is dogs are like totally tied into their ability to romp around and enjoy food and a good ****. It’s not like they can reflect on Dostoyevsky and listen to Bach as they fade away. My dog will have to die when it’s time for her to die. I’ve done my absolute best by her and will until the end.

All Dogs Go to Heaven

All slave patrol dogs are bitches.

lol @ chemo for a dog tbh. you wanna talk about boojie?

i'm cold hearted i guess. the ****ing things only live like 15 years in the first place.