You wouldn’t understand, white boy

Well unless there’s some in-joke or ironic meaning there I think it’s a ****ty lyric, doesn’t that perpetuate the societal norm that girls need to look like a twig or else they’re considered fat?

I read this in Ben Shapiro's voice.

I have never ever heard someone call their belly "phat," and anyway I still don't even get it

Suspect that you've listened to him enough to even remember what his voice sounds like

Nah you just have a distinctive voice.

My voice is sexy and inspires the masses, that's why I'm the 9-time consecutive winner of MusicBanter's "most qualified to be a moderator" award

Bro, trust me. It's objectively fun and you'd love it. You can rent guns at gun ranges so you don't even have to buy one to find out.

I guess if I was in the right context with a close friend that happened to have one and we were out in the middle of nowhere I'd give it some thought

No way will I ever get anywhere close to a gun range though, not my crowd man