I'd be a fool to not use my connections though, right? It's not like I'm hangin with the attorneys outside of work. I just make them love me while I'm at work

'I'm not hanging with those attorneys so it's no old boys network' is almost the opposite equivalent of 'I'm not racist 'cause I have black friends'

I mean honestly I'm really glad for you that you're doing well career-wise but anyone who talks about powerful connections and networking goes on my leftist blacklist

These aren't even close

I just like it when I can get Batlord to call me names

ok I admit I was reaching there but you get the analogy

Word, I understand your skepticism tho genuinely

Your extensive use of apostrophes as quotation marks gave away your Bolshevikness, comrade.

wait why? I thought it just gave away that I can't be bothered using the shift key

Todays punctuation mistakes are tomorrow's normalcy.

I'm just bolshevik'n you. I do the same 'thing' all the time, but instead of me making the mistake, the mistake makes me.