Some very interesting family drama going on right now.
This is all on my mothers side of the family. These are her siblings and their spouses primarily. We aren't estranged from them but we certainly have kept our distance since I was about ten years old. We were the only ones to live in another town. All three families stayed in the other. I guess you could call us the outcast family out of the four.
Well...
About ten years ago Aunt T accused the husband of Aunt D of sending dick pics drunkenly at a family party (we didn't attend for above reasons). Aunt D got VERY defensive of husband and accused the husband of Aunt T (from this point on being referred to as F*ckface) of sleeping around the entire town. Aunt T defended F*ckface and the two sisters basically have barely talked this decade.
WELL...
Turns out that F*ckface HAD been sleeping around the entire town. This was found out by Uncle B suspecting his wife of cheating on him and it turning out to be F*ckface. Not only that, but when confronted with the evidence of the affair, the wife of Uncle B disclosed that F*ckface had also been sleeping with the Chief of Police's F*cking daughter.
I should note that all the husbands of this clan of siblings, including my father, were/are police officers. My father only being one for a few years because he wanted to make a difference and quit because of the toxicity, and F*ckface having left the town police force for the DEA.
Well, F*ckface was sleeping with his former boss's daughter, my aunt by marriage, and apparently a few other women.
I'm actually hoping this brings all the siblings back together since all of their spouses are apparent trash aside from my father, who is GLOWINGLY excited to see this sh*t because he has always been viewed as the "bad boy" in the family. He used to ride motorcycles. THE AUDACITY.
Gunna be a fun couple of years for the family. Well, except for all of my cousins, some of which are less than twelve years old, I think. That's kind of sad.
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