Neither of them are legitimately triggered, at most they're offended. Being triggered is when somebody with ptsd experiences something that reminds them of their trauma which causes them to experience symptoms.

That reminds me of the time that my friend in Ohio tried to convince me that living between Columbus and Cleveland is like living between San Francisco and Los Angeles in terms of the shows and cultural diversity. He also seems to think that living in between LA and SF means that you're an hour long drive away from both of them :laughing:

Anyways, every city in Indiana is bum**** anything, even the ones founded by war criminals.

No, it's what liberal cucks do when they're overwhelmed by my manliness.

Man if only I’d been born in California then I’d be as woke as Frownie

I was born in Arizona. Also if you're born in Bakersfield then your woke-o-meter resets to zero.

The area I live in has a million and a half people but it's still half bum****/half metropolitan. Fort Wayne has a quarter of a million people and it's in ****ing Indiana. That's like the deep south of the north. I'm surprised it doesn't have a wall to keep the barbarians out.

This post made me so mad that I had to pull over my tractor to respond

Agricultural economies aren't what makes an area bum****. It would've been funnier if you said "this post made me so mad that I had to stop ****ing my sister to respond".

Now this is the part where you're supposed to accuse me of regional classism.

Coolest thing in Fort Wayne which is very relevant to any music fan:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetwater_Sound

Who cares how woke you are when you're Merle Haggard?

When I'm haggard I usually just need some sleep, so being woke would definitely be an issue there.