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jwb 10-11-2021 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2187820)

Real question though: I know tropical and sidereal astrology are based on different coordinates. That obviously influences the alignments and associated readings, but are they approached differently and have you noticed if one leads to more consistent (some might say rigid) self-analysis than the other?

lol :clap::bonkhead::finger:

Mucha na Dziko 10-11-2021 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2187818)
Let's see if anything resonates.

How would you interpret my chart (just without the agressiveness like with Batlord)?

https://i.postimg.cc/vZyhx3c2/31-B94...6-B8-E16-E.png

jwb 10-11-2021 03:03 AM

Dunno I'm no doctor but i think that it says you have cancer dude

Marie Monday 10-11-2021 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2187818)
Hey, I can't blame you. I'd be pissed if my alignments were as shitty as yours too. Let's see if anything resonates.

Leo sun = the expression of your ego. This accounts for your infuriating arrogance, wrongful empowerment, and rage inducing hard-headedness. It explains your commitment to performative ally-ship in progressive movements toward equality - in your case I believe it's who you are when you're trying to be who you're not.

Pieces moon = your dark/repressed side. This points to your whiny bitch attitude about life and the constant deflection/displacement of your own self hatred onto anyone and everyone who dares come near you and/or is within earshot of being blamed for your own emotional retardation. Pieces is a water sign. Water signs are notoriously sensitive, over-emotional, codependent... you think you can hide your vulnerability from people but obvious insecurities are obvious. You're a big baby.

Since you couldn't exert yourself to provide even an approximate birth time, your ascendant/rising sign can not be accurately calculated, but it can be narrowed down to two possible placements. This sign represents how others perceive you, and exposes the difference between how you react to emotions privately vs. publicly. You are either a Libra or Gemini rising. These are both air signs - as in, they're full of hot air. Manipulative, toxic, unwilling to take any accountability for their actions - the complete fucking cunts of the zodiac.

Now these are just three of your placements, each other planet has a sign assigned to it, and each planet represents an area of your life (f.ex Mars = how you fuck and how you rage). I'd be happy to continue down the list and see what else makes you suck so much.

I should have known you collecting MB's astrology data was a trap to gain roasting ammunition, and I approve

Anyway, stubborn, arrogant Leo *******s represent

Oh and also congrats on your anniversary SGR :love:

Mucha na Dziko 10-11-2021 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2187853)
Dunno I'm no doctor but i think that it says you have cancer dude

At least a mental one.
If I remember correctly the Sun is what you should aspire to be, the Moon is what you are now, and the Ascendent is how you get there.

So either I was born in my full developed form, and there’s no character evolution waiting for me, or I dunno what should I make of this

The Batlord 10-11-2021 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2187818)
Hey, I can't blame you. I'd be pissed if my alignments were as shitty as yours too. Let's see if anything resonates.

Leo sun = the expression of your ego. This accounts for your infuriating arrogance, wrongful empowerment, and rage inducing hard-headedness. It explains your commitment to performative ally-ship in progressive movements toward equality - in your case I believe it's who you are when you're trying to be who you're not.

Pieces moon = your dark/repressed side. This points to your whiny bitch attitude about life and the constant deflection/displacement of your own self hatred onto anyone and everyone who dares come near you and/or is within earshot of being blamed for your own emotional retardation. Pieces is a water sign. Water signs are notoriously sensitive, over-emotional, codependent... you think you can hide your vulnerability from people but obvious insecurities are obvious. You're a big baby.

Since you couldn't exert yourself to provide even an approximate birth time, your ascendant/rising sign can not be accurately calculated, but it can be narrowed down to two possible placements. This sign represents how others perceive you, and exposes the difference between how you react to emotions privately vs. publicly. You are either a Libra or Gemini rising. These are both air signs - as in, they're full of hot air. Manipulative, toxic, unwilling to take any accountability for their actions - the complete fucking cunts of the zodiac.

Now these are just three of your placements, each other planet has a sign assigned to it, and each planet represents an area of your life (f.ex Mars = how you fuck and how you rage). I'd be happy to continue down the list and see what else makes you suck so much.

Attaching your own analyses for a person you've known for a decade to vague bull**** is not real. Where's the cool ****? You're just a wannabe psychiatrist for conspiritards who don't even believe Hitler is in Antarctica.
You're no wizard!

rubber soul 10-11-2021 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2187863)
AYou're just a wannabe psychiatrist for conspiritards who don't even believe Hitler is in Antarctica.
You're no wizard!

You mean... Hitler's not in Antarctica?


https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...2W_400x400.jpg

The Batlord 10-11-2021 05:40 AM

See isn't that just more fun? Don't you want to waste your life filling your brain with that beautiful trash?

And of course Hitler is in Antarctica at the secret Nazi UFO base.

Lisnaholic 10-11-2021 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Mucha na Dziko (Post 2187848)
How would you interpret my chart (just without the agressiveness like with Batlord)?

https://i.postimg.cc/vZyhx3c2/31-B94...6-B8-E16-E.png

I would interpret this as a list of attractive names and interesting symbols. It would've made a great starting point for a Syd Barratt song.

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2187818)
Hey, I can't blame you. I'd be pissed if my alignments were as shitty as yours too. Let's see if anything resonates.

A friend of mine used astrology quite successfully as a chat-up line in nightclubs, "Let me guess - you're Aries, right?" His principle was that girls love to talk about themselves. That's a pretty venial appropriation of astrology; not as bad as using it as an excuse to pull someone to pisces on the internet. I thought you were better than that, WWWP.

The Batlord 10-11-2021 06:20 AM

I guess her signs must be about her ego and dark/repressed side as well.


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