I was asked if I wanted to be a 'super' mod on another forum today.

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I have 'needs'. You ****ers don't put out.

Would you be able to transpose keys in a single bound? Leap tall stacks of amps? Faster than a speeding Batty insult? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? How could it possibly be one or the other of those things? How could you not make the distinction between a tiny winged creature and several hundred tons of metal in the sky? Are you stupid? Anyway enough of your tiresome and pointless questions! The answer is neither. It is of course
SUPERPLANK!

lol

Mild mannered is about as super as it gets.

Hey **** you, ma- oh wait you mean the plane.

I woke up to water all over my kitchen floor. Old ass dishwasher sprung a leak. Just lovely.

You mean a bidet?

I always thought it was just a handy place to get a drink after a dump.

A doggy drinking fountain.