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Old 10-09-2022, 04:07 PM   #76331 (permalink)
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Ran into ol Chad the Ex at the wedding of mutual friends last night, the bastards seated us as the same table lol. He spilled his Modelo in the middle of the dining room and didn’t clean it up until he was told to by the bride, and he kept following me around and crying sentimentally throughout the night like a god damn lush. I know that getting dumped by me must suck especially when I roll in looking all fly but damn bruh pull yourself together.
Jeez, how much did he drink?
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Old 10-09-2022, 04:14 PM   #76332 (permalink)
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The question with him was always how much did he drink before he even showed up
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Old 10-09-2022, 04:28 PM   #76333 (permalink)
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The question with him was always how much did he drink before he even showed up
I can't imagine why things didn't work out. You must be a real heartbreaker Steph.
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Old 10-10-2022, 07:37 AM   #76334 (permalink)
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I can supersize with Chad. I dropped a bowl of stew all over my kitchen floor while drunk last night. I felt more like a Kevin though.
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Old 10-10-2022, 10:38 AM   #76335 (permalink)
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I got dressed this morning not realizing I still had stew juice on my shoes. It was everywhere.
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That was a little stew-pid wasn't it?

Reminds me of my favourite Irish joke, other than our government and football team:

What does an Irish cop say when he gets his man?

"Irish stew in the name of the law!"
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Old 10-13-2022, 09:51 AM   #76337 (permalink)
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Apparently Twitter doesn't have a sense of humor and I have to delete this.

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That was a little stew-pid wasn't it?

Reminds me of my favourite Irish joke, other than our government and football team:

What does an Irish cop say when he gets his man?

"Irish stew in the name of the law!"
Just saw this. lol
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Old 10-14-2022, 10:10 PM   #76339 (permalink)
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Anyone here have experience with Oppositional Defiance Disorder (ODD)? How about Tourette’s?
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Yesterday I get a phone call from my grandmother asking me when I was going to get out of jail. I thought she was having a stroke. Turns out she fell prey to the classic "help me grandma I'm in jail and need cash money right now." scam. They got her for $12,000. I'm f*cking furious. The worst part is that she doesn't want to call the police because they beat the sh*t out of her ten years ago....

...for those of you who don't know that story. The quickest way to tell it is that she got arrested for not letting her partners troubled ex cop son into the house to continue to steal valuable items because he's a pill-head ex cop junkie and he got his old police buddies to literally arrest my grandmother for battery because she put her hands on him. When they arrested her she suffered a black eye and bruised collarbone. She was 76 years old at the time and five feet tall...

The never ending slog of sh*t I my family goes through never ends. Hey, at least we're not in Florida.
If the junkie ex-cop is still above ground and still a junkie, he's the first person I'd suspect for pulling that money scam.
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