Lol

Last twenty minutes of works in the bathroom.

Jerking off is always better on company time.

As long as you didn't say jerking off is better with company. I mean, it is the season of giving but there are limits... :laughing:

That’s pretty tight ngl

Maybe you did get mushroom gummies and you're just really high right now.

Easy to lose track of time when you're tripping. Maybe the seller decided to prep him with the watch before the 'shrooms show up. :pimp:

Maybe it's just a minute sample they sent...

Sounds like a dream, I’m legitimately glad for you

Did he play at the Carousel again?
Last time he was around he called
up the leader of a band I used to
manage (they’re a favorite of his)
and they wrote a song together
about an invisible man and made
a cheap, quick video together.
Don’t worry about the awkwardness,
he’s guaranteed to be more awkward
than you!