Got my booster yesterday. The doctor asked if me and my gf were sisters.

I gestured to my arm and was like I’m way too white to be related bro and he goes “oh yes, yogurt skin.”

He meant the cellulite.

You’re thinking of cottage cheese

Not unless you're eating plain ads yoghurt for babies.

Ok Dairy Queen

Apparently you are also too white to have heard of siblings w/ different dads.

Hey I'll bet she has lots of siblings with different dads.

Had :(

Oh **** my bad. I was just trying to disparage your mother.

What are you studying?