I let him have the pseudo-rivalry like an unplugged videogame controller. It's harmless until he realizes.

Sure, man, sure. Whatever you need to say to enable you to sleep at night. :)

See but the fact you think I’m the one struggling with reading comprehension is the true L here.

#SicSemperTyrannis

#icantread

I can tread, too.

I don't know what's worse, the fact that I knew someone would make that joke or the fact that I knew you would make that joke. It's a little of both.

Well, I’ve been ill for the last couple of days, but I try to make myself more lively again, as tomorrow I’m supposed to see some friends from primary school and college that I haven’t seen in a couple of years

There's a certain level of expectation I have to live up (or down) to. It's both a blessing and a curse.

No wait.

It's just a curse.

nah, it's a gift that keeps on giving