Woke up, lady left for work
glanced at employment section in newspaper
convinced myself suitable jobs were not actually suitable
stalked x girlfriend on myspace
stalked x girlfriend at her place of employment
observed a homeless man picking up cigarette butts
stopped homeless man and gave him a cigarette
observed homeless man continue to pick up butts
strategic grill locations arrived via amazon delivery
listend to strategic grill locations and laughed very hard
picked up some food and the lady
tried to sleep for a few hours but couldnt
tried to sleep listening to bob ross-joys of painting on ipod but couldnt
continue to stalk x girlfriend on myspace and troll several forums including mb

Why stalk the ex when you have a piece of ass?

the ex's ass better??

Usual story, Cant get over the ex, cant replace her etc etc not really worthy of discussion on MB. The bum on the other hand, that ****s next level.

I don't get this when somebody no longer wants me I just move on...of course my heart is blacker than night so....

My son downloaded the new version of MSN messenger today. Unbeknownst to me he did'nt get it from the official site. It now does'nt fecking work no matter what I do. How many frigging times have I told him not to download stuff without asking me? the top hat.

OH SHIT!

So the porn isn't a problem, as long as he asks you first? :D

I like you.

hmm.....woke up this mornin and all my shrimp was dead and gone.
hope to god the girl i like didnt suddenly decide to stop liking me.
spent today depressed because hormones control my moods better than that chemical in your hypothalamus does
played on a school strat (dont know why we have strats) and divebombed the **** out of it
bitched about how bad our english class novel that we have to write is going to be.
but i get to play with Rockola next week on the 28th and 29th. we're covering the White Album
i also get to play in the Dixyland Jazz Festival on the 28th 29th and 30th. next week should be nuts.
unfortunately girls are far too distracting.

Do you write songs for Aerosmith?

ahahahhaha
no but i quote good robert J songs a lot.
and does aerosmith really make references to the hypothalamus?