You could get a mold of it for a dildo I guess, if it's THAT important.

All I know is, I'd LOVE to be the lucky lawyer drawing up THAT pre-nup.

What a pre-dick-a-ment.^

:laughing: yes, it's "hard on" my brain to even think about.

I like our USE of random CAPITALIZATION for EMPHASIS.

I just keep thinking how awesome it would be to "erect" a monument to such a giant penis.

Dickpenis McForeskin

foreskin is NASTY

i'm so glad i'm circumsized

thank you allah subhan wa ta'ala thank you muhammed may peace be upon you

Same here. I find a circumcised cock to be more beautiful and all around more desirable. Foreskin spoils the aesthetic.

There seems to be a rather high ratio of circumcised members here...

Sex is worse for you btw.

Not being abused as a child ftw >>>

sex is great

i don't need or want better sex

at least my penis looks nice and i personally don't like sucking off dudes with foreskin it just weirds me out

I didn't say it wasn't. I said it is worse, which it is.

If you rate sex merely by how it feels. And even then, the experts are divided on this issue.

I feel like you didn't quite complete your thought here. Try again?

Your feeling is wrong.

Mmm okay, it makes more sense in thecontext of monkeytennis's post. It reads weird on its own, but I agree with that.

Aren't you a straight guy? :laughing:

No.

Since when? I've seen your pictures. You have a wife. She was a member of this site for a while. WTF.

I still have a wife, and we're still together. But you're making assumptions that I'm straight.

Hello! :)

Oh, I guess I am. Carry on.

Dont worry Mord, Batlord thinks he's straight too.

If you live in a society with unlimited, at-your-fingertips, high-speed internet access, you're probably not strictly straight. After all, all "straight" porn is gay.

I like horses.

so you're a bisexual christian?

An interesting sex life is against dog's will.

You do know there's plenty of homosexual christians, right?

None of them are true followers of dog though.

More like pansexual.

Well a lot of them don't misinterpret the bibles verses. I'm only speaking from what I've been told, but I know a lot of people who are Christian and homosexual will base their beliefs on certain parts of the bible, and not in its entirety. Which I would think is more agnostic. But what do I know.

yeah i do

i never said there weren't any. i know a few myself. and a bunch of homos who call themselves muslim too.

You mean they take their religious texts with a grain of salt? Holy ****, I didn't know those people existed.

That's true with any "believer", as various parts of this amalgam of authors utterly disagree with other parts. As an example, Kent Hovind claims that he believes every letter of the bible, then denies flat earth models (one of the only times he's not wrong) which is clearly stated in any 100% literal interpretation. There's oodles of examples of this.

Just ponder that a little more, Bat, and you might get it.

It's a rare breed.

True. Until you talk to an extremist.

Maybe he means that going in one direction is a good way to make yourself happy.

Man... plus woman... multiplied by intercourse... divided by the square root of ass-to-mouth... equals gay? Am I close?

So... all straight porn is happy? I mean, it makes me happy (though not all of it), but some of the performers certainly look bored.

Kent Hovind is pretty effing extreme imo but sure it can get even worse.