Maybe it's autism, maybe it's being smarter. Why do you care, anyway? If I somehow annoy you, keep in mind you take pride in being one of the most annoying users here.

batlord and grungeman are my new favourite couple

Probably some asbergers going down.

Or maybe we're just messing with each other.

One of my favorite Urban jokes...

https://s3.amazonaws.com/faithandrea...ing_donkey.jpg

http://www.tastyburger.com/wp-conten...rge-burger.jpg

Just wait until you see YorkeDaddy and Justthefacts together, they're the cutest.

I miss me and Sansa. And Trollheart and Sansa. And Janzsoon and Sansa. Etc.

So really you just miss Sansa?

I miss making vaguely insensitive jokes that send her into a frothing, bipolar rage.

Do you guys have a hall of fame?

I used to have one in my sig, but I made sure to save the links. I'd have more, but there's a character limit for signatures. I had to turn them all into tinyurls just so they would fit. I especially recommend The Adventures of Flyingpig437. Dude was a legend.

The Musicbanter Hall of Shame:

The Adventures of Flyingpig437: Cheryl + Derek/The Paul Saga

RockGuitar101 v Right-Track: Dawn of Bat**** Crazy

The Fall of Boo Boo: Who Says You Can't Ban Half the Forum?

Jayshreddz, April Fools', and the Death of Musicbanter

Lol. I've already read most of those when they were still in your sig but I was referring to a Sansa-centered one. I've heard so many references to her sonce I joined, just wanted to see what the hype was over.

Well here's her last thousand posts, if you feel like digging through them. You won't find how she got banned though, cause that happened in the shoutbox.

http://www.musicbanter.com/search.php?searchid=5332556

Been a while. Logged on 'cause I found a message from WD.

(Love you Kelly!)

I'm about to get married to a gorgeous transgirl and we're moving soon to start our new life together.

Also combatting drug addiction. Losing. But will be clean by the time we relocate.

I miss none of you.

Except for WD.

Maybe will post pics of my wife and me.

Ki is a loser. :)

And how.

:laughing: you know a guy isn't worth it when his momma cuts his hair for him.

*snort*

WTF, Ki?

I am so blessed that my significant other grows their hair properly and doesn't look/act/dress like a complete tool.

Took 27 years to find the girl of my dreams.

so you are going out with a chick now? Im sooo ****ing lost.

Feeling uncomfortable now.

Wowzah....fine bitch I aint miss you either.

My wife was born male but she's still the finest girl I've ever seen.

Gotcha .

Big cock?

Possibly the largest I've ever endured.

I have no idea how it even fits in her pants. I really don't. No wonder she hates it, it's too much.

Maybe she can just get a dick reduction. Like Pamela Anderson.

I think the necessary deepthroating effort turns her on.

She's a goddess in the sheets. That which came before her was a withering pulse short of necrophilia. I'm blessed.

Is there the lingering, 6-inch trail of saliva and phlegm from your mouth to her dick after you suck it?

And can we stop pretending to not be talking about Ki? Like, I supposedly still like the dude, and part of this is weird.

Talking about someone who doesn't deserve the privilege of my attention is a waste of time that I'd rather spend in an altered state on my way to Napville, so I'm out.

Just wanted to check in. Life's good.

Um... cool?

*still feels weird*

Anticipating ki's next post......

He isn't gonna post... unless his momma says it's okay.

I've learned to deal with the whackjob elements of working for a Christian company with a loonybus-load of religious organization clients. Most days I get by just fine.

Today a wild-eyed old man came in with scribblings in Hebrew. He started to tell me that the holy spirit told him to draw these symbols and how one of them looked like a hand...

Then he paused and looked at me questioningly and asked, "Have you been born again?"

I replied, "How can I help you?"

He said, "I'd rather wait and talk to her." (gesturing toward my bible-thumping coworker.)

A narrow escape.

Dude seriously made me uncomfortable. On par with the old man who dresses up like the messiah carrying an 8-foot tall cross and walks back and forth in front of our building.

Jesus Christ.

You should strap a bomb to your chest and blow yourself up in the copy room. That'll show 'em.

In Kentucky at KU. Nice dorms here, Lexington is a pretty sweet college town. Hit up west virginia on my way out here. Been on the road and off the grid since the 16th. Returning to nj on the 27th.

Dude, you could have swung by my house and bought me drugs. Not cool.

I'd make a special trip on foot from Portland to bring you some krokodil.

I'm confused... Isn't it counterproductive to marry a partner with a huge package, when there's a very real possibility that they will someday chop it off? Talk about a conflict of interest...

**** you, you bald bastard.