Anything that requires a physical ability to proceed is considered a sport. In which case, golf is in that realm.

Soooo jerking off?

You take a stick and swing it at a ball. You compete against other people. The only difference between Golf and Baseball is running and catching. The act of swinging the club is all about technique and will beat you the f*ck up after 18 holes. A lot of people prefer to walk it as well.

If you play golf, don't get a golf cart, and lug your own equipment around, it is a extremely physically demanding sport. Maybe not like soccer, but still demanding.

****ing *BORDERS

See? Now we agree. Thanks Exo.

You literally quoted me in the post I quoted you in.

don't listen to him. it is a sport. it requires focus, patience, physical ability... its a sport.

I'm not very good at this forum thing. You know i'm not smart.

I concure.

Idk man, maybe it's just because I suck at golfing but after 18 holes the only thing I felt was bored. When you walk instead of taking the cart, sure it's tiring. Again, I'm not saying it isn't a sport, because if Golf wasn't a sport that would rule out a lot of other sports in my mind as well, I just think it's a pretty chill sport, I guess. More of a sport than eSports though for sure.

Wait, I'm confused. Tennis isn't as manly as jerking off? I've skimmed these past few pages, I'm in a rush I can't read 'em all.

Was this spelling mistake intentional? If so, bravo.

Wow I'm an idiot. I'll blame that on mobile and just finishing an 8 hour work shift but in reality nothing is a valid excuse.

Basically, video games, tennis, and masturbation are all sports.

i like football. its fun watching a bunch of sweaty guys running around.

If you wanted that, just watch footage of 9/11. They also jump from heights only true athletes can appreciate.

Two of those I'm great at then. I challenge anyone to a game of masturbation.

Circle jerk game?

Many thankes.

We get it. You're gay.

I'm down.

Hallelujah, Spotify has started separating standard albums and compilations! Now they just need to figure out that three hour long records with one song shouldn't be with the "singles" no matter how pedantically true that may be.

See who cums last? I challenge you.

It'll be hard, but I think i've got a good hand in this competition.

Alright! But you're going down! I jerk off three times a day. I am a champ at lasting a long time. :D

That's not what your mom told me last night.

only three times???

I only compete in the 4x4 masturbation relay race, so let's squad up and have a go at it.

Alright! I want Ki, JTF, and gay boy on my team.

Alright, it's Qwertyy, me, Justthefacts, and 1blankmind. Blank and JTF can be on one team, and I guess i'll take Qwertyy unfortunately.

EDIT: ****ing hell.

please bitch. you know you want the qwerty.

I'm ok with this, but I'm not helping either of you. You either put up or shut up.

Bro, worry not. I am a champion at masturbation.

You better be. I'm not going to be on a team of losers. Even though we have gay boy, I still think we have a chance.

wait so whoever cums first wins or loses....?

Its a race to see who can last the longest.

I know, what I said makes no ****ing sense.

oh ok. i'm winning.

I don't care as long as you're my partner bb

You know how a 4x4 relay race works? Same concept but with cumming.

He only knows how a 4x4 relay works when everyone is sticking their dick in his ass.