[Joke about Chelsea being quality and quantity]

I'm only temporarily fat because of that bald college grad I had for dinner. Takes a long time to digest naive grandiosity, you know...

You were saying?

At least you were just as lazy with your joke as I was with mine.

I daresay I've earned that MB privilege by now.

Holy shit! Got my latest royalties check today, and my sales increased by 1500% My latest title hit the jackpot. I need to repeat that formula for my next release. It's gonna be a great summer!

I want to read it plz.

No, you don't. It's sci-fi male-male-male erotic romance.

Sounds like my kind of book. Where can I read it?

I didn't before, now I definitely do.

Nope.

Come on Mordor! I need this in my life.

Hence, your avatar.

Basically this:

There once were three guys who were gay
"Let's have sex" all three used to say
They were also in space
Oh those were the days
Of triple-male sci-fi ass-play

Morrissey > Led Zeppelin

I was eating when I read that. Covered my tablet in food from laughing so hard.

Morrissey = whiny asexual, whiny lame voiced, whiny amusician, who relied on Johnny Marr for 98% of his validity in the music world.

No Johnny Marr = Morrissey dead decades ago from a pitiful self absorbed and depressed heroin OD.

He's still a sexy Mofo. Well, was a sexy Mofo.

Morrissey = one of the best lyricists of the 80's.

No fucking way. I'm not telling you guys my pen name. I just wanted to share something I'm excited about, not promote myself. Besides, there's no way I'm letting any of you read my stuff. It'd be nothing more than ridicule fodder in your collective hands. ;)

My mother reads these kind of books. I'll get it for her as a present. PM it to me.

Yes to all of this, and that's why we need it.

Guys, guys, guys. There's no need for all of this.

We have google.

And what do we google?

Butt sex in space? that's probably the name of his book.

Did it. Nothing.

http://rs1320.pbsrc.com/albums/u536/...h=480&fit=clip

How about "Japanese 3-way space book"?

Alright bro, when you find it let us know.

Okay. This is fun. :)

By the way, the publisher isn't in Japan, and the book certainly isn't written in Japanese.

Hehe! It was awesome seeing that check come in.

I was so happy that my darling Sir's book took off!

More to work on this summer.

Oh, you guys will NEVER find it.

Google is useless without proper search terms, and there tons and tons of books in the romance genre.

Which, by the way, outsells the next largest genre at least two to one. :p:

^Hence choosing this genre to write in. I'm only in it for the money.

Come on Ked, help us out here.

*Trying to click the space anal link*

Oh, right.. it's just a pic.

My day ,so far ,has been very nice.
I woke up at 3:00am and went to work and then I came home and knitted a bit.jk

Now it's time to start the 'get a drink or two and relax' time.

Today my ex messaged me and we're talking again. I won't lie. I'm hoping to get back with her again a bit.

Nah, man. That **** is rarely worth the ensuing drama.
Although I have to admit there was this one girl I dated three times and every time was pretty cool.

Yeah, you're right.

I was once with a girl, broke up, got back together again, then broke up. Luckily this isnt that girl.

Was her name Frownland?

I was talking about past relationships.

Ours?