Was riding my bike home from work earlier and passed this house half a block from my house. This guy and presumably his girlfriend were walking out of the house to their car and the girl is digging through her purse, digging, digging, and then she looks up and asks her boyfriend, "Have you seen my knife?"

>_>

Sounds like a wonderful couple.

The funny thing is that I've been rolling my eyes at my mother for years whenever she would randomly accuse the people who live in that house of being drug dealers... NGL those people kinda looked like drug dealers, especially since they don't even live in that house.

Well if they don't live in the house, that's just down right odd.

I used to smoke weed in my condo with a couple of friends in a certain spot and our group stoners kept getting bigger and bigger to the point alot of residents thought we were drug dealers.

Today I'm going to my ex mother in law momma's house for a little farewell party to my daughter. It's gonna be boring but at least there's gonna be good food there.

Well it's different for you. You live in Puerto Rico.

Headed out to the wedding of my boss' oldest daughter. Should be a blast.

Not if you're going to be there.

Stay home and drink or go to best friends and drink.

Gotta say, the people on the cute female corpses subreddit have terrible taste in women.

Gotta say, going to the cute female corpses subreddit is in terrible taste.

It was one of those turn left at Reddit Link Ave and- OMGDEADBITCHGOREBRICKWALL!!!!!!!!!!!... kinda things. I can't even post a link to that **** for Monkey is Man.

Lol There were at least a few cute corpses though? Right?

I randomly clicked on one thread and got what I'm pretty sure was an autopsy photo. After that I looked at a few thread titles and came to the conclusion that these weren't G-rated necrophiles posting this ****...

And those are just a few from the first page (no they're not links). I just don't have the heart or lack of a soul to click on them.

Yeah. I don't blame you. That's just way too ****ed up.

I got a friend who's into all that sh*t. he has sent me a couple of pics of cute dismembered anime girls tied to crosses and all that horrible stuff. Lolis are already disturbing but imagine one with their guts hanging out. that's the kinda sh*t he's into..

Good guy tho.

You know him better than I do, but I'd be dubious about just how good a person he actually is.

Whatever you do, don't go in his basement.

He himself is full of scars from all the accidents he has gone through. That kinda explains his fetish.

Let's hope so.

I'd ask about the accidents, but I'm afraid of the answer.

lol that's actually a running gag between us.

So last night at the wedding reception they did this "longest married" couple dance thingy. We didn't get up because Linny's ankle was killing her - plus we figured we didn't stand a chance anyway.

Anyone married less than one day - sit down. Bride and groom sit down. *chuckle-chuckle*

Anyone married less than five years - crowd thins.
Anyone married less than ten years - etc.

Goes on until the last remaining couple is at 32 years. Big applause.

Linda and I are looking at each other aghast. We just celebrated our 33rd!!!

WTF?

Fuck, I hate busy days but love them at the same time. I just hate feeling tired all the time. Oh well, at least I get to sleep on the plane down to Orlando.

Disney World, Here I Come!

You snooze, you lose my friend.

You coulda been a contenda!

Well, they didn't actually "win" anything so we're good. :D

yeah but still!

The agony of defeat!

Where's your competitive spirit?

Just the pity of their friends and family.

Got buried along with my ED........


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Get a strapon... or a stretcher, tape, and popsicle sticks.

Today I learned that kansas city has an overlap into missouri. I've been going there for years for work and never knew that. I feel dumb. Lol.

I live halfway across the country and I knew Kansas City was in Missouri. You're dumb.

Bad advice all across the board. All he needs is an extender.

Start juicing man! You won't mind small balls since you have ED.

Sound equipment test phase in prep for the wedding. A generous contact provided me with the extra amps and speakers I needed to wire up both the front and back yards for sound. Using Yamaha's first consumer integrated unit for the ceremony and their second unit for the reception. JBLs taking care of the front and a classic pair of Advent 1s in the rear. (My Focal floorspeakers are not to leave my office!)

Another friend offered to manage the live mixing and wireless camera feeds to produce the live stream and brought an 8 channel board for added control. Later in the week we'll test all the video gear to make sure processing power is sufficient for the multi-cam live feed without frame drop.

It's coming together nicely. Just 3 weeks to go.

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Let's recap last night.

Went to my favorite bar/venue, Yerberia Cultura. Pre-gamed before with cheap whiskey and coke and a glass of red wine. I get there and get asked by an 8th grade history teacher if I'm registered to vote and follow that with a 30 minute convo about politics. After that I immediately shoot for the bar and get all the PBR's they have left. Now I'm drunk. Running out of smokes, thank God I bought a pack before I showed up. I get asked by a girl for a cigarette, she gets incredibly thankful because I had menthols. Then she tells me I'm gorgeous and loves my Bowie shirt. I start to think "yes, this girls cute as fuck and she's calling me gorgeous, I'm getting laid tonight". But then says "THIS IS MY WIFE, SHE'S IN THE BAND TONIGHT". Damn. Old Peter (my cock) will have to wait a few more nights.

Then I go to the bathroom and make a joke while at the urinal, now I'm washing my hands and this dude hands me a bottle of the same cheap whiskey I drank hours before (Kentucky Deluxe). I take a shot and head back into the crowd. Now the main act is on, they were called Pinata Protest and I was front row. They were a straight up Mexican punk band. You can't make this shit up. It was actually badass. So then I try and crowd surf and I'm on the guard rail and jump but I land on people and they immediately put me down. It was just not happening. But hey I tried.

Then the concert ends and I go back to my car. Guess what. My lights were on the whole time. My battery was dead. Fuck me sideways. I go back and ask everybody for spark plugs and of course nobody has any. Long story short this guy with my name helps me out and this nice couple jump start the shit out of my car. To quote Kanye: "I was drinkin' earlier, now I'm driviin". Got home pretty safe. It was great.

I contributed to RYM today. I saw that Kishi Bashi's Japan-only EP release of Philosophize! Chemicalize! was missing from his page, so I uploaded it. I had no idea how many hoops I'd have to jump through just to get an entry up. RYM is nothing if not thorough in its cataloging.

Spark plugs?

It's rather easy to just get a release uploaded but cover art and corrections are a whole different story.

I sourced cover art from a random page, not another music database site.

It'll take a few days to a few months for them to approve it though.

Those jerks.