That might sound bad, but it also gives you pretty much unimpeded access to two out of her three holes.

She lost her eye too if you know what I'm saying.

I bet she has brakes on her wheelchair too *nudge wink*.

She also had her left tit sliced off while being tortured as a POW catch my drift? *sneeze nudge*

I get what you're throwing down. Does she have one of those rubber noses too?

She can't smell anything, all her senses have been shot. Along with her body while she was riddled with bullets while serving this great nation.

Does she still have the bulletholes?

Let's just say there's 8 extra holes.

*picks up phone and calls Digital Playground*

DP: Hello?

CV: I'm got a great idea for a new type of gang bang movie.

DP: Tell me more.

CV: What if I was to tell you that she has 11 holes?

DP: Stay on the line, I need to transfer this up to our conference room. Be back in 5 minutes.

*rubs hands together while grinning wildly*

**** that. Hop onto a webcam and she'll make way more.

**** that. Part of the negotiations with Digital Playground would involve me getting a free weekend in Vegas with Kayden Kross.

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Money can buy you a lot more than just a Vegas trip with a popular ho.

What part of free trip did you not get?

What part of ****loads of money do you not understand?

Accept that it wouldn't be free.

Just accept it, Chula!

TFW the current conversation gets you to go look up amputee porn and you're not sure whether you're creeped out or you're just not ready for it yet.

Let me know how this goes.

Frankly I'm shocked that you've never seen any before.

*looks up amputee porn*

*shuts off computer*

amputee porn??? what is that? people with no limbs ****ing? or do people get amputated then have sex?

edit: ok nevermind i regret looking that up kill me now

Stubby girls need lovin too.

I'm lazy about novelty porn. It was only last year that I finally saw midget porn. Possibly weirder to watch than amputee porn.

So... you're not as kinky as you claim.

i am kinky. there just weren't enough men. i just saw a lot of chicks with no legs.

Did you try gay amputee porn?

yeah, thats better <3

You're welcome.

On that note, does anybody else think it's hilarious when a midget chick goes to give some guy a blowjob, but she can't reach his dick from her knees so she's got to squat, and you know it's got to be an uncomfortable position but she's probably too proud to ask for a step stool?

Bat, your depravity has just reached a new low.

I usually just squat a little or even stand on my tiptoes so she can do it standing.

They just need to pay.

Just be sure to give them their money's worth. Wouldn't want to shortchange them.

My services would cost an arm and a leg.

Do you have discounts for small businesses?

This gem didn't go unnoticed btw.

My brain processed this as "Do you have discounts for small penisses?"

Well? Do you?

No...

anything can be a penis if you try hard enough