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Old 01-30-2012, 05:05 AM   #17971 (permalink)
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Funeral yesterday. Six hour drive home today. I'm tired.
Sorry to hear of you loss Jans , deepest condolences.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 01-30-2012, 05:57 PM   #17972 (permalink)
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Went out for a quiet drink with a few mates last night. Six hours later I stumbled out of a nightclub. How does this happen?
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Old 01-30-2012, 08:56 PM   #17973 (permalink)
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On this day, 31 years ago, I fell out of a vag.
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Old 01-30-2012, 10:03 PM   #17974 (permalink)
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Happy bday freebase, unless what you mean by your vague wording is that you're the cuntdiver guy..
Today just got up and smoked a bowl. Then went to school where I was bored as usual. Then I went home and drank a bit, not a lot. Didn't even really watch anything good either, which I try to do upon the daily.
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Old 01-30-2012, 11:35 PM   #17975 (permalink)
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On this day, 31 years ago, I fell out of a vag.
Happy birthday guy. Have a fun one.
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Old 01-30-2012, 11:39 PM   #17976 (permalink)
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On this day, 31 years ago, I fell out of a vag.
i was of the impression you were younger
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Old 01-30-2012, 11:49 PM   #17977 (permalink)
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Ahhhhhh my bikes rear brake is stuck and I took off the pipes, back caliper, and whole bunch of other **** trying to find the problem with no success. GOD DAMNIT!
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Old 01-31-2012, 06:09 AM   #17978 (permalink)
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That's pish, my brakes seized on in my car yesterdaycos I've left it sitting for so long. I borrowed a neighbours car and jump started it, I tried pulling away and stalled because the brakes, then jump started it again. Revved the arse out of my car and nearly knocked my wee ma down when my brakes unseized lol. Her facial expression still makes me crease.

Happy 31st Jeremy hope you have a good day!

Zer0, I dunno how it happens but usually anywhere I take my car it ends up staying there overnight and I stumble out of the pub steaming.
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Old 01-31-2012, 07:50 AM   #17979 (permalink)
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On this day, 31 years ago, I fell out of a vag.
Happy slightly belated fell-out-of-a-vag day!
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Old 01-31-2012, 07:55 AM   #17980 (permalink)
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haha. Thanks for the vag evacuation day wishes!
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