Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

So the button thing that holds me pants together broke last weekend while I had a mess fight with one of my mates(it was pretty rough really, I was covered in bruises and scratches for days) I also ripped my jumper but it was worth it. Violent bromances are great. Anyway I am going off topic, I got a new button thing sewed on to it, went in to work today, after about 30 minutes, POP! So I relied on my zip to hold up my chords, I went to the bathroom there about thirty minutes ago, whatever I did, the zip mechanic thing blew up.

Then before i could even leave the bathroom to go up to my quiet room to work on some CAD, I got called by one of the lads to go downstairs and cover phones in case any clients rang while he was at one of his project meetings. I waddled down the stairs, and observed the situation, what resources could I use to hold my pants together for the last half an hour of the working day, I found some elastic bands, they all snapped, I then came up with the idea of putting both hands on my waist with my elbows out was the most practical way of walking around while keeping my pants up and stopping anyone from seeing that my zip was open for the world to see, I also pulled my shirt out from under my jumper to hang over the top quarter of my pants, Now I have to leave work and get home, this bit should be interesting.

Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

So the button thing that holds me pants together broke last weekend while I had a mess fight with one of my mates(it was pretty rough really, I was covered in bruises and scratches for days) I also ripped my jumper but it was worth it. Violent bromances are great. Anyway I am going off topic, I got a new button thing sewed on to it, went in to work today, after about 30 minutes, POP! So I relied on my zip to hold up my chords, I went to the bathroom there about thirty minutes ago, whatever I did, the zip mechanic thing blew up.

Then before i could even leave the bathroom to go up to my quiet room to work on some CAD, I got called by one of the lads to go downstairs and cover phones in case any clients rang while he was at one of his project meetings. I waddled down the stairs, and observed the situation, what resources could I use to hold my pants together for the last half an hour of the working day, I found some elastic bands, they all snapped, I then came up with the idea of putting both hands on my waist with my elbows out was the most practical way of walking around while keeping my pants up and stopping anyone from seeing that my zip was open for the world to see, I also pulled my shirt out from under my jumper to hang over the top quarter of my pants, Now I have to leave work and get home, this bit should be interesting.

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces

Originally Posted by Dr. Rez

Keep it in your pants scottie.

Originally Posted by FETCHER.

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Lmao, I am in actual hysterics at the idea of you walking around like this.

Originally Posted by mojopinuk

Haha, thats brilliant. Sounds like a slapstick sketch.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Today, in line at the cafeteria at work, I saw a man scratch his nose with a banana. True story.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Is that a metaphor?

Originally Posted by Janszoon

No. He actually scratched his nose with a literal banana. You can think of it as a metaphor if you want though.

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Today, in line at the cafeteria at work, I saw a man scratch his nose with a banana. True story.