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Old 06-21-2016, 10:50 AM   #37551 (permalink)
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Viagra = Back aches, stuffy nose, indigestion, and black outs after tee shots when playing golf.

Cialis = Minor back aches, somewhat stuffy nose, be careful what you eat, and minor head rushes after tee shots when playing golf.

Both of them = rock solid boner that can go for hours on end. Linny likes!
Doesn't Cialis work a lot quicker though, so you don't have to plan out sexy times in advance?
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Old 06-21-2016, 11:06 AM   #37552 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2016, 11:50 AM   #37553 (permalink)
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Doesn't Cialis work a lot quicker though, so you don't have to plan out sexy times in advance?
Don't remember. Funny story. First time I tried Cialis Linda and I were watching TV together but totally distracted waiting to see how "things" were going to work out. After about 20 minutes she started rubbing my thigh and lo and behold, SCH-WING!

It's kinda weird having to plan out sex but then again it's really efficient. You decide together to do it, take the pill, and then **** each other's brains out with no apprehension or pretense whatsoever.
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Old 06-21-2016, 02:49 PM   #37554 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2016, 06:27 PM   #37555 (permalink)
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well lesson learned, it isn't a good idea to get a hot stone massage in the middle of the day. I was so relaxed that i just wanted to pass the **** out. Instead I had to check out and rush to catch a ferry and all kinds of other non-sense.
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Best sig is "hide all sigs on the forum" option.
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