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Old 06-07-2018, 08:31 PM   #52041 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2018, 01:33 PM   #52042 (permalink)
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Had my bike stolen. I had one of those word bike locks that I made impossible to know unless you put a gun to my head. They broke the chain and deboed it. Fucking pissed. Has to be someone in my gated complex. I will beat a bitches ass if I find it.
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Old 06-08-2018, 01:41 PM   #52043 (permalink)
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Had my bike stolen. I had one of those word bike locks that I made impossible to know unless you put a gun to my head. They broke the chain and deboed it. Fucking pissed. Has to be someone in my gated complex. I will beat a bitches ass if I find it.
Happened to me twice. Once as a kid when I was riding my bike with a friend around his neighborhood and this random dude on another bike just called out to us and we stopped to see what he was about and he yelled that my bike was his cousin's bike and just shoved me the **** off to the ground and rode off with it before I knew what was happening. My friend was a bitch and talked about how he wished the dude had taken his bike cause he had the serial number down but still never did **** while I got jacked. He was Jewish. I didn't even get to keep the thief's bike that he left behind cause the police took it as evidence when my mom called them. Never got my bike back so now I wish we'd never called them so at least I'd have had that dude's ghetto bike.

Second time I was a moron and pulled up to a Food Lion to use their Coin Star and left my bike sitting on the side of the store without chaining it up with some random guy leaning against the wall. I figured he was just a dude and didn't worry about it and then when I came back out it was gone. Never trust people leaning against a Food Lion.
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Old 06-08-2018, 01:41 PM   #52044 (permalink)
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Had my bike stolen. I had one of those word bike locks that I made impossible to know unless you put a gun to my head. They broke the chain and deboed it. Fucking pissed. Has to be someone in my gated complex. I will beat a bitches ass if I find it.

Don't get a second DWI drink biking. Than you'll really be fucked.
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Old 06-08-2018, 01:50 PM   #52045 (permalink)
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Had my bike stolen. I had one of those word bike locks that I made impossible to know unless you put a gun to my head. They broke the chain and deboed it. Fucking pissed. Has to be someone in my gated complex. I will beat a bitches ass if I find it.

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Old 06-08-2018, 01:59 PM   #52046 (permalink)
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Don't get a second DWI drink biking. Than you'll really be fucked.
yeah dude you can get a dui on anything on wheels. at least in ca.
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Old 06-08-2018, 02:06 PM   #52047 (permalink)
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yeah dude you can get a dui on anything on wheels. at least in ca.
When I lived in Monterey, I saw a guy get pulled over by a bike cop because he was drunk in public.
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When I lived in Monterey, I saw a guy get pulled over by a bike cop because he was drunk in public.
Just for being drunk in public? Was he doing anything wrong?
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Old 06-08-2018, 02:09 PM   #52049 (permalink)
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Being drunk?
Guys can't be getting arrested just for walking home from the pub, surely you would have to be doing something while drunk like swearing, being aggressive etc so it would be drunk and disorderly or a similar offence.
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