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WWWP · 08-23-2019, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

Oh so you just looked like an idiot?

Yes that why I was sharing the anecdote

OccultHawk · 08-23-2019, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

so my Mexican roomate caught onto my eggplant recipe like I'm a genius

this dude cooks eggplant everyday now

it must be my imaginary Native American heritage, passing on the lessons of the Earth

What’s this socially constructed “Mexican’s” pronouns?

08-23-2019, 10:55 PM

My sister took an eggplant to the prom, according to my guido uncle.

Blank. · 08-23-2019, 10:56 PM

My boss told me that he prefers it when I play music through the speakers. I switched it to hip-hop just to spite him.

08-23-2019, 11:01 PM

You people have gatherings? What do you discuss, how to avoid inheriting the Earth?

Blank. · 08-23-2019, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb

You people have gatherings? What do you discuss, how to avoid inheriting the Earth?

Usually they just stick they're thumbs up each others asses and sing kumbaya.

08-23-2019, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Blank.

Usually they just stick they're thumbs up each others asses and sing kumbaya.

there*

OccultHawk · 08-23-2019, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

the other thing is it's just too ****ing hot to be Goth right now

it's still like 90 degrees outside at midnight

It was over 90 late at night a few days ago here. That **** is unbelievable. God should make it illegal.

DwnWthVwls · 08-24-2019, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

i was the only car. it's not like i held up the line.

Yeah but you got them excited to serve!

Psy-Fi · 08-24-2019, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by jwb

Nah. That was my grandad
He was a classic Archie bunker type NY racist.

I remember when I was like 7 and we were visiting him at his apartment in the Bronx. Me and my sister were downstairs on his stoop and he and my mom were upstairs. I was looking at the city and all the people walking around. Then, a fully veiled muslim woman passed us.

I ran up stairs and told my mom and granddad that I had just seen a ninja. My mom was used to me saying crazy **** so she just brushed it off. My grandpa made the connection though, and explained what it was. Then he started talking about how bad Muslims smell under all that gear they wear.

Your grandpa was a burqa-diver?

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