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**Marie Monday** · 07-18-2019, 05:25 AM

Hey Exo, some medical advice from my girlfriend: if you can see the hair you might be able to stick a needle under it and dig it out. No idea if that helps, but at least it's less painful than a nailclipper

OccultHawk · 07-18-2019, 08:13 AM

Second opinion:

Don’t stick a needle in your sac.

Oh god. I bet people have gone to executions in better spirits than I’m in going to this job interview.

WWWP · 07-18-2019, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo

I'm 95% sure I have an ingrown hair on my nutsack. I'm in constant pain because it's below the D in the scrotal skin. Not on my testicles so I'm not going to the doctor. I'm hoping my body gets rid of the issue on its own because I'm not paying a doctor boatloads of money to stick a needle in my sack. They don't even have safe words. Walking hurts. Sleeping is the worse. I'm miserable.

warm compresses and exfoliation. take a bath, ya filthy animal.

also when manscaping make sure you're not shaving in the opposite direction of the hair growth lol

OccultHawk · 07-18-2019, 08:22 AM

Don’t manscape ffs

**Frownland** · 07-18-2019, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Don’t manscape ffs

It's a whole new world of comfort, especially in the heat. I think I understand why you're so angry now.

**Exo** · 07-18-2019, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MarieMarie

Hey Exo, some medical advice from my girlfriend: if you can see the hair you might be able to stick a needle under it and dig it out. No idea if that helps, but at least it's less painful than a nailclipper

Internet says don't do that because it could cause infection. They didn't mention the fact that GOOD GOD NOOOOOOOO OWWWWWWW.

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Originally Posted by WWWP

warm compresses and exfoliation. take a bath, ya filthy animal.

also when manscaping make sure you're not shaving in the opposite direction of the hair growth lol

I think it might actually be getting better but if it doesn't by the weekend I have to go to the doctor. I promised my lady. I'll try some warm washcloth on the sack tonight.

Agaliarept · 07-18-2019, 10:10 AM

Day’s been ok. A bit drunk. Took uber for the third time this week. This is why I need to bring a friend to every business meeting so I don’t have to worry about driving home.

The Batlord · 07-18-2019, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MarieMarie

Hey Exo, some medical advice from my girlfriend: if you can see the hair you might be able to stick a needle under it and dig it out. No idea if that helps, but at least it's less painful than a nailclipper

A heroin joke would be in poor taste wouldn't it, Exo?

**Exo** · 07-18-2019, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

A heroin joke would be in poor taste wouldn't it, Exo?

Because of my family past? F*ck that. I ain't no snowflake, dude.

The Batlord · 07-18-2019, 10:39 AM

Well then maybe you can sneak one of your brother's spares.

07-18-2019, 08:13 AM	#62902 (permalink)
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07-18-2019, 08:22 AM	#62904 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Don’t manscape ffs __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

07-18-2019, 10:10 AM	#62907 (permalink)
Agaliarept Groupie Join Date: Feb 2019 Posts: 10	Day’s been ok. A bit drunk. Took uber for the third time this week. This is why I need to bring a friend to every business meeting so I don’t have to worry about driving home.