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Old 05-25-2021, 02:43 PM   #75181 (permalink)
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incidentally, I have an ant infestation in my kitchen. Maybe they are drawn to me and this is how it begins
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Old 05-25-2021, 03:16 PM   #75182 (permalink)
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incidentally, I have an ant infestation in my kitchen. Maybe they are drawn to me and this is how it begins
we get ants invading and just have to spray around the floors to sadly eliminate them.....knowing they do some good but not really liking ants in my pants...
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Old 05-25-2021, 03:18 PM   #75183 (permalink)
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Old 05-25-2021, 04:42 PM   #75185 (permalink)
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Are they going after food or water or shelter? And do you have any cream of tartar?
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Old 05-25-2021, 04:51 PM   #75186 (permalink)
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Old 05-25-2021, 05:01 PM   #75187 (permalink)
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Are they going after food or water or shelter? And do you have any cream of tartar?
cream of tartar is oddly specific lol

I don't know what they're after but since I'll escape my toxic housing situation next month (re: feral housemate, + manipulative landlady) honestly I'm just letting the ants do their thing like

maybe I'm subconsciously summoning them to take revenge
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Wait till your roommate leaves the house and hide sugar cubes in her room.
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Old 05-25-2021, 05:15 PM   #75189 (permalink)
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Even if I'd want to be that sneaky I couldn't, because she literally locks the door of her room whenever she goes out idk what she thinks me and my housemate would do
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Well then just hide them elsewhere. Just make sure she's overrun by ants.
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