swim

when i was a baby i weighed three pounds and i was naked

I win?

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tdoc210

no my cat weighed liek 8 oz

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

DearJenny

lol. I didnt mean to start a competition. I was just replying with a similar statement. Directed towards DRMO, for St Patty's day he dressed like a leprechaun.

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domdib1

hey! i've found a hillarious song parody video at youtube. you can find it by writing on the search area "dominikos" . I wait for comments in the promotion section

Predator

So I started off today kicking ass and taking names. I should have gotten off work at 3:30 today, but one job ran a little late so I was stuck till 4. My boss called and redirected me from the trip home to an emergency call on the interstate. This is what I found. I ended up getting off at 8:30. Fretty damn f'd up, the truck is totaled, the trailer is toast but the machine will only need about $3-4k to repair. The driver pretty much walked away from it. He even called in to let us know what happened. Everything made at least one full roll.

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tdoc210

dude those bobcats are expensiveeeee

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

.angie.

today was funnn.
no school, 'cause it's Good Friday, duh.

yeah, so originally, my friend, Eddy & I were going to go to the moviess.
but not.
we went to my boyfriend's house instead.
but, then Eddy left & went to some other boys' house, I guess.
that was odd.

whatever, he called me a slut.

I got my phone put down Mason's pants.
that was nice.
so, to gross out Eddy, I licked it.
he was appalled.
I laughed.

then I went to church.
it was ***.
I saw Kendraaa.
it was happy.



the end. =)

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Predator

That machine is worth over 50k. It was a pretty new one to.

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tdoc210

eekk
i almsot tipped a bobcat skidder
i was doing wheelies..lol


anyways my day was super chill
after school em and my friend sarah went down to dunkin donuts, than later me and my friend skylar, and sarah, and alyssa, went to see 300
lol
i punched skylar in the uterus
but i apprently hit her boob
twice =/
so iw a slike wtf woman, grow a bigger uterus

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

Blain

So it's pissing down raining here, and it's like been the best day ever. I got to sleep all day hoorah.