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The Batlord 12-20-2015 05:47 PM

Pissing in Bottles: Yea or Nay?
 
Opinions?

Frownland 12-20-2015 05:48 PM

I am of the firm belief that it is possible to piss in bottles.

The Batlord 12-20-2015 05:58 PM

I mean is it acceptable? Don't **** around and get half a peace sign.

Frownland 12-20-2015 06:00 PM

This seems like the type of thing that you might not want to show people. It's entirely acceptable if nobody finds out.

The Batlord 12-20-2015 06:05 PM

I haven't pissed in a bottle in years. I was always more about pissing out windows, Chong-style.

Frownland 12-20-2015 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1662476)
I haven't pissed in a bottle in years.

You have too much of a need for affirmation for that to be true.

Mr. Charlie 12-20-2015 06:08 PM

Pissed in bottles a few times on long car journeys. Sometimes you gotta go.

The Batlord 12-20-2015 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1662478)
You have too much of a need for affirmation for that to be true.

It's just that whenever the need to piss in a bottle has arisen, my bladder has been too full for a water bottle or empty peanut butter jar to suffice. I don't buy two liters, so I'd just rather wait for the bathroom to become available.

And I just haven't been on a road trip in years.

Not saying I'm above pissing in a bottle, but it's just not been feasible, and my tiny amount of pride has stopped me. It's almost unthinkable to stop pissing when you've still got a fourth-full bladder just because your container is full, so I've just chosen to maintain my dignity, contrary to my usual nature.

prisoner437x3y0 12-20-2015 06:17 PM

dude this is too crazy. This piss-jug behavior is an exclusively white trash deprivation. My dad tried to make me piss in a bottle during the imax showing of that micheal jordan film. That was weird, and i refused to do it. To be fair they wouldn't let us go to the bathroom and come back.

Howard Hughes collected all his piss in glass jars. I wish I could stop fixating on piss culture and love bird species or somethign.

The Batlord 12-20-2015 06:22 PM

Yeah, pissing in a bottle in public is way trashy, but if you're living with someone and they'e just gotten in the shower, and your bladder is about to explode, there's no shame in it as far as I'm concerned, but I'd still say piss out a window. No clean up afterward and you don't have to worry about spilling on the floor.


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