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Frownland 08-01-2016 12:39 PM

How Much Do You Weigh, Fatty?
 
I weigh 230 pounds, what about you?

Key 08-01-2016 12:40 PM

180. Been that way since I was 16. I can never gain weight no matter what I do. It's a curse.

Tristan_Geoff 08-01-2016 12:41 PM

160 and 5"9'

Damn Batlord.

The Batlord 08-01-2016 12:42 PM

250 and I'm about 5'9". I'm fat, yo.

grindy 08-01-2016 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1725134)
I'm 230 pounds what about you?

Fat ****.
We're the same height and I weigh around 170 pounds.

Frownland 08-01-2016 12:44 PM

You're 6' 4"?

grindy 08-01-2016 12:44 PM

Yeah.

Chula Vista 08-01-2016 12:44 PM

5'-9"

150 pounds

Tristan_Geoff 08-01-2016 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1725144)
5'-9"

150 pounds

I weigh ten more pounds than you. Wow.

Frownland 08-01-2016 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1725142)
Yeah.

Right on. Not disagreeing that I have a beer belly.

Chula Vista 08-01-2016 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1725145)
I weigh ten more pounds than you. Wow.

I was up around 165 but then got sick about 6-8 months ago and dropped to 140. Put some of the weight back on but I'm staying right where I am from now on.

Cuthbert 08-01-2016 12:54 PM

Between 13 - 13 1/2 stone. About 180 pounds. 5 ft 7.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 08-01-2016 12:55 PM

5'11 and 135 pounds, I look mildly anorexic but what can ya do.

Frownland 08-01-2016 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1725154)
5'11 and 135 pounds, I look mildly anorexic but what can ya do.

You're a teenager still right? That's a pretty normal look.

grindy 08-01-2016 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1725152)
Between 13 - 13 1/2 stone. About 180 pounds. 5 ft 7.

I thought you Brits use SI units like civilised people, but looks like you use even more exotic ****.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 08-01-2016 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1725155)
You're a teenager still right? That's a pretty normal look.

18, yeah. I have a lot of friends with the same build. Totally crushed my 12 y/o self's dream of being a pro wrestler though.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 08-01-2016 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1725157)
I thought you Brits use SI units like civilised people, but looks like you use even more exotic ****.

12 stones, 3 pebbles, and a feather. Am I right?

grindy 08-01-2016 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1725158)
18, yeah. I have a lot of friends with the same build. Totally crushed my 12 y/o self's dream of being a pro wrestler though.

Reach for the stars, bruh.

Cuthbert 08-01-2016 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1725155)
You're a teenager still right? That's a pretty normal look.

Yeah was the same for me tbh. I was skinny as **** until about 19/20.

The Batlord 08-01-2016 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1725149)
Right on. Not disagreeing that I have a beer belly.

I have a beer body.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1725152)
Between 13 - 13 1/2 stone. About 180 pounds. 5 ft 7.

You are a short, fat bitch.

JupiterPL 08-01-2016 01:04 PM

160 pounds

Cuthbert 08-01-2016 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1725169)
I have a beer body.



You are a short, fat bitch.

lol I don't feel that short. I was measured recently and was shocked tbh thought I was at least 5 ft 9.

I lift though so not really fat.

The Batlord 08-01-2016 01:07 PM

You JUST said 5'7".

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 08-01-2016 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1725180)
You JUST said 5'7".

Reading comprehension pls.

Cuthbert 08-01-2016 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1725180)
You JUST said 5'7".

I know I did. I thought I was taller (5 ft 9) but it turned out I am not.

Cuthbert 08-01-2016 01:12 PM

Frownland how tall are you?

Edit: wow Batlord is 250 pounds. Americans gonna American.

Frownland 08-01-2016 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1725140)
6' 4"

.

FRED HALE SR. 08-01-2016 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1725192)
.

6'3 210. Good fighting weight. :band:

The Batlord 08-01-2016 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1725190)
Frownland how tall are you?

Edit: wow Batlord is 250 pounds. Americans gonna American.

Americans gonna shoulder rush you, bring you down to the ground, and then pummel you into a fine paste.

Key 08-01-2016 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1725190)

Edit: wow Batlord is 250 pounds. Americans gonna American.

Now that's not fair. We don't want Batlord here either, so to say it's America's fault is just insulting.

FRED HALE SR. 08-01-2016 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the batlord (Post 1725205)
americans gonna shoulder rush you, bring you down to the ground, and then pummel you into a fine bolognese pasta.

ftfy

The Batlord 08-01-2016 01:46 PM

We ain't that Frenchie ****.

ChelseaDagger 08-01-2016 01:49 PM

Do I win a prize for being the Least Tall??

5'2'' (well, almost) 130 lbs... Shutup.

Blank. 08-01-2016 02:06 PM

I weigh 200 pounds of solid muscle!.... ok it's fat.

Key 08-01-2016 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1725227)
Do I win a prize for being the Least Tall??

5'2'' (well, almost) 130 lbs... Shutup.

Aw, look at you trying to be all important.

YorkeDaddy 08-01-2016 02:39 PM

6'0" 185

The Batlord 08-01-2016 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1725270)
6'0" 185

Kill yourself, Nazi.

Wpnfire 08-01-2016 03:07 PM

5'11" 185, closer to 6' though.

YorkeDaddy 08-01-2016 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1725289)
Kill yourself, Nazi.

What if i really did and wrote in a note that your vicious cyberbullying is what drove me to do it and then the cops came for you? What then huh???

The Batlord 08-01-2016 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1725305)
What if i really did and wrote in a note that your vicious cyberbullying is what drove me to do it and then the cops came for you? What then huh???

I would masturbate and let the cop in charge swallow my jizz. He would be grateful.


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