Pussy

I'm jumping in dub at 2:00 sharp. Be there, bitch.

Just got in, bitch.

Look at the hipster losers, listening to terrible music ironically or something like that.

It's not ironic. We don't like this and don't pretend to. We're just in it for the endurance test.

Same reason people listen to your ****.

Stop flattering Frownland. We all know no one listens to it.

But I love you.

I actually listened to two of his albums, I won't lie.

I'll admit I haven't listened to any of them. I'm worried--perhaps illogically--it'd take the joy out of making fun of them. And that's not something I'm willing to sacrifice.