The concept of a "free house" (classic, Ching)

Sneer · 08-04-2005, 05:17 PM

Seeing as ive run out of things to say about music- im going to rant about my free house and free houses in general. they are the most overrated events ever (for the host anyway). heres me before my parents departed thinking "fuck yeah, smashed 24/7 for 2 weeks", well....first night- had a large party, ****ing great it was. woke up the next day still in dreamland after the nights proceedings (im not explaining, private matters), i walk downstairs while my freinds are all upstairs crashed wherever it was safe to collapse- and my house resembled a bomb wreckage. so me and the unlucky bastards i collared for assistance spent most of the day cleaning the ****hole up. bang goes my sunday. the next week merely consisted of freinds coming over, watching alan partridge DVDs and me missing a girl who had gone on holiday 2 days after the party for 3 WEEKS. sigh, then i got a stomach upset and a mild throat infection. so first week- poo. second week- much of the same minus the illness and a bit of drinking. what a pile of turd. sorry this whole thread will not enlighten any of your lives or help you in any way- but id just like to pint out in full-blooded embitterement that my so-called "dream 2 weeks" was shit.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 08-04-2005, 06:17 PM

A friend of mine went to a party a couple of weeks back.

He said someone poured black food dye in the fishtank (They now have black goldfish) , A couple of lads took this guys motorbike apart & left it in the bath in peices and somebody took a dump in the fireplace.

Oh , and someone took a chainsaw to the shed & it`s now in two halves

Fenixpunk · 08-04-2005, 06:23 PM

ya, houseparties are never a good idea if its your house. a classic prank to pull though, is to take a dump in the toilet tank. every flush will smell like ****, and it will take forever for them to figure it out. (also funny to do in restraunts and gas stations)

adidasss · 08-05-2005, 05:35 AM

i've lived away from my parents since i was 14 and i never threw a party in my apartment, i value it far too much to let drunken nimrods destroy it....if you wanna party, go to a club....

Imonlydancing · 08-05-2005, 06:24 AM

mhmh...someone i know had a party, and some guy threw another guy into the floor, and it broke...hmm. Another time, everyone got so drunk, we kinda broke the garden wall, It went into my leg, and hurt. Its just funny if its not your house...but when/if it is...eek.

08-04-2005, 05:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,430	The concept of a "free house" Seeing as ive run out of things to say about music- im going to rant about my free house and free houses in general. they are the most overrated events ever (for the host anyway). heres me before my parents departed thinking "fuck yeah, smashed 24/7 for 2 weeks", well....first night- had a large party, **ing great it was. woke up the next day still in dreamland after the nights proceedings (im not explaining, private matters), i walk downstairs while my freinds are all upstairs crashed wherever it was safe to collapse- and my house resembled a bomb wreckage. so me and the unlucky bastards i collared for assistance spent most of the day cleaning the hole up. bang goes my sunday. the next week merely consisted of freinds coming over, watching alan partridge DVDs and me missing a girl who had gone on holiday 2 days after the party for 3 WEEKS. sigh, then i got a stomach upset and a mild throat infection. so first week- poo. second week- much of the same minus the illness and a bit of drinking. what a pile of turd. sorry this whole thread will not enlighten any of your lives or help you in any way- but id just like to pint out in full-blooded embitterement that my so-called "dream 2 weeks" was shit. __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show**

08-04-2005, 06:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	A friend of mine went to a party a couple of weeks back. He said someone poured black food dye in the fishtank (They now have black goldfish) , A couple of lads took this guys motorbike apart & left it in the bath in peices and somebody took a dump in the fireplace. Oh , and someone took a chainsaw to the shed & it`s now in two halves __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

08-04-2005, 06:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,057	ya, houseparties are never a good idea if its your house. a classic prank to pull though, is to take a dump in the toilet tank. every flush will smell like ****, and it will take forever for them to figure it out. (also funny to do in restraunts and gas stations) __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed

08-05-2005, 05:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	i've lived away from my parents since i was 14 and i never threw a party in my apartment, i value it far too much to let drunken nimrods destroy it....if you wanna party, go to a club.... __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

08-05-2005, 06:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
Imonlydancing raaaaaaa Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bedford Posts: 951	mhmh...someone i know had a party, and some guy threw another guy into the floor, and it broke...hmm. Another time, everyone got so drunk, we kinda broke the garden wall, It went into my leg, and hurt. Its just funny if its not your house...but when/if it is...eek.