Neighbors horrible musicians

Trollheart · 04-03-2017, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn

what the

****

you're no longer invited to my bday party

You're definitely invited to mine: that's the entertainment sorted anyway!

The Batlord · 04-09-2017, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

Only answer is Merzbow at max volume 24/7

I used to have a specific play list for "neighbors attempt to listen to hip hop"

Did you put on a sweater vest and boat shoes?

Sharkie · 04-21-2017, 11:26 AM

All my neighbors do is blasting sh*tty music. Have they heard of headphones? 'cause they need 'em.

The Batlord · 04-21-2017, 11:43 AM

Have sex with their dog.

Zer0 · 04-21-2017, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Have sex with their dog.

This is the logical thing to do in this scenario.

OccultHawk · 01-05-2018, 08:10 PM

In different apartments there’s one guy that plays the drums and another the bass

They’ve both been at it for a couple years

I don’t even think they’ve met

They’re both exactly the same. They dick around on their instruments but never play anything. The drummer can’t keep a beat and the bass player has never once played a bass line. I’ve talked to both of them and they definitely aren’t fans of the avant-garde if that’s what you’re thinking.

I’m not a musician but what’s the point of dicking around at random forever? Why don’t they learn some scales or beats or songs or something? It’s like they’re both ****ing retarded but they’re not. They’re normal intelligence. They’re just completely directionless with their instruments.

Even though I can’t play any instruments I feel like I could still teach them. Like bass dude, this is a scale do re mi fa so la ti do

Drummer kick your bass drum at a steady pace click the high hat twice as fast hit the snare every second time you kick the bass drum

I mean wtf???

DwnWthVwls · 01-05-2018, 08:12 PM

Ive been banging my hands on my desk and knees for 20 yrs and i still suck.

Maajo · 01-05-2018, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

In different apartments there’s one guy that plays the drums and another the bass

They’ve both been at it for a couple years

I don’t even think they’ve met

They’re both exactly the same. They dick around on their instruments but never play anything. The drummer can’t keep a beat and the bass player has never once played a bass line. I’ve talked to both of them and they definitely aren’t fans of the avant-garde if that’s what you’re thinking.

I’m not a musician but what’s the point of dicking around at random forever? Why don’t they learn some scales or beats or songs or something? It’s like they’re both ****ing retarded but they’re not. They’re normal intelligence. They’re just completely directionless with their instruments.

Even though I can’t play any instruments I feel like I could still teach them. Like bass dude, this is a scale do re mi fa so la ti do

Drummer kick your bass drum at a steady pace click the high hat twice as fast hit the snare every second time you kick the bass drum

I mean wtf???

I've had two housemates, one with a bass, and the other with an acoustic guitar, and neither could really advance themselves beyond playing a few notes of a few songs that they liked. I think they just do it as something to do, and to keep their minds busy.

OccultHawk · 01-05-2018, 08:32 PM

That’s wigged out I wrote almost exactly the same thing twice

Like scary

~~[MERIT]~~ · 01-05-2018, 08:37 PM

Tell them that they are great. Build up their spirits. Book them a gig and let the harsh reality of life crush their souls, as the crowd berates them. Problem solved.

04-21-2017, 11:26 AM	#13 (permalink)
Sharkie Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 54	All my neighbors do is blasting sh*tty music. Have they heard of headphones? 'cause they need 'em. __________________ "I'm sick and tired of people saying that we put out 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we've put out 12 albums that sound exactly the same." -Angus Young

01-05-2018, 08:10 PM	#16 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	talentless neighbors In different apartments there’s one guy that plays the drums and another the bass They’ve both been at it for a couple years I don’t even think they’ve met They’re both exactly the same. They dick around on their instruments but never play anything. The drummer can’t keep a beat and the bass player has never once played a bass line. I’ve talked to both of them and they definitely aren’t fans of the avant-garde if that’s what you’re thinking. I’m not a musician but what’s the point of dicking around at random forever? Why don’t they learn some scales or beats or songs or something? It’s like they’re both ****ing retarded but they’re not. They’re normal intelligence. They’re just completely directionless with their instruments. Even though I can’t play any instruments I feel like I could still teach them. Like bass dude, this is a scale do re mi fa so la ti do Drummer kick your bass drum at a steady pace click the high hat twice as fast hit the snare every second time you kick the bass drum I mean wtf??? __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

01-05-2018, 08:32 PM	#19 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	That’s wigged out I wrote almost exactly the same thing twice Like scary __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

01-05-2018, 08:37 PM	#20 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	Tell them that they are great. Build up their spirits. Book them a gig and let the harsh reality of life crush their souls, as the crowd berates them. Problem solved.