Neighbors horrible musicians
 

Occasionally one guy plays the bass another the drums. They never play together. Different apartments. Both of them exactly the same. They just doodle. Never holds a beat on the drums. Never plays along with a record. Never practices fulcrum or any sort of technique. Never improves. Bass dude never plays scales, never plays an interesting baseline, has no technique at all, just random plucking away. Not any kind of free thinking randomness either. I know both these guys and they nothing about music. Why don't they at least try to create some sort of structure, rhythm, or something semi-musical? It's like they're in ****ing kindergarten. I'm no musician but if I wanted to I would start by practicing scales or something. Seriously. WTF?

What's up neighbour.

Was just about to post along the lines of "Imagine what Frowny's neighbors must feel like?" But the man himself stole my punchline.

:finger:

Why you don't you kick their ass like a nongay bitch

Your music is interesting and has focus. If these guys branched into atonality or abstract structure it would be different. Even if they took a punk I don't have to learn to play attitude that would be ok. These guys think they're learning an instrument.

They're just regular white dudes.

skin them alive

Be sure to hang them upside down first. That way they can't pass out from the pain because they'll have too much blood in their brains.

Seriously, it works.

what the

****

you're no longer invited to my bday party