Weird things you believed (or were frightened of) as a kid

djchameleon · 06-15-2017, 01:18 PM

I remember being just afraid of the dark in general around 5 and always had to sleep with a night light.

So my cousins came up with this game/test where I would roam around in the dark and they would jump out trying to scare me and grab at my legs from under the table. I had to make it from upstairs to the kitchen downstairs where those maniacs had legos all over the kitchen floor. I ended up jump kicking into the darkness after hearing a sound and later found out that I kicked my female cousin in the pussy and she was rolling around on the ground.

The Batlord · 06-15-2017, 01:24 PM

Oh yeah, for some reason probably between ten and twelve or something I would have to pee constantly throughout the night like an old man. And after the second time I wouldn't even have to pee, but I absolutely had to get out of bed cause I could swear I had to pee. And this might go on for hours.

Thelonious Monkey · 06-15-2017, 04:28 PM

I remember having some crazy ****ing nightmares after watching Hook.

**Exo** · 06-15-2017, 04:34 PM

This isn't weird or anything...more innocent.

I grew up in a bar. My father was a volunteer firefighter and they had a members only bar. I spent the better part of every weekend night there until I was about twelve. Up until I was bout eight or nine, I always thought my dad just really liked his friends and hanging out there because after a few hours, he'd be all silly and in a great mood. We would do crazy stuff with the other dads and kids there, including my uncle and cousin who is also my best friend. They'd let us ride with them in their trucks during snowstorms in the parking lot doing donuts. We'd see who could climb to the top of the roof the fastest. They'd always be yelling and screaming at each other over nonsense at the bar, then be laughing the next minute. They'd come over with the rest of their friends and see who could beat us in NES Tennis. Lots of fun.

It hit me one day that the reason for all this was because they were all absolutely sh*tfaced.

OccultHawk · 06-15-2017, 04:36 PM

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I kicked my female cousin in the pussy and she was rolling around on the ground.

Please tell me she was pregnant!

Psy-Fi · 06-15-2017, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Starting at around ten I started obsessing that some kind of weird Nazi like ghost goon was following me and watching me through my window.Sometimes he would be like neon colored in outline but pitch black or invisible otherwise.

Thelonious Monkey · 06-15-2017, 08:09 PM

I remember having some crazy ****ing nightmares after watching In The Night Garden.

OccultHawk · 06-15-2017, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

Haha

Wow I didn't even think of that.

Tristan_Geoff · 06-16-2017, 12:07 AM

I was very much afraid of both tornadoes and aliens as a kid, to the extent that they were the basis of pretty much every nightmare I had (never together though). I remember one particular dream involved our family and cousins staying in a beach hotel that was still under construction even though we knew a tornado was coming through and me begging them not to stay in the hotel, but we did anyways and it tore the building down and we had to run away through the streets.

And then yeah I had a lot of other dreams involving aliens landing in our front yard and **** like that.

djchameleon · 06-16-2017, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Please tell me she was pregnant!

Even if she was it wouldn't matter. You were sleeping all through Biology class huh?

She wasn't though. She was about 12 at the time.

06-15-2017, 04:34 PM	#24 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,359	This isn't weird or anything...more innocent. I grew up in a bar. My father was a volunteer firefighter and they had a members only bar. I spent the better part of every weekend night there until I was about twelve. Up until I was bout eight or nine, I always thought my dad just really liked his friends and hanging out there because after a few hours, he'd be all silly and in a great mood. We would do crazy stuff with the other dads and kids there, including my uncle and cousin who is also my best friend. They'd let us ride with them in their trucks during snowstorms in the parking lot doing donuts. We'd see who could climb to the top of the roof the fastest. They'd always be yelling and screaming at each other over nonsense at the bar, then be laughing the next minute. They'd come over with the rest of their friends and see who could beat us in NES Tennis. Lots of fun. It hit me one day that the reason for all this was because they were all absolutely shtfaced. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE*

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Thelonious Monkey Caesar is home. Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 876	I remember having some crazy ****ing nightmares after watching Hook.