Weird things you believed (or were frightened of) as a kid

OccultHawk · 06-16-2017, 01:40 AM

You're probably right. I guess I was sleeping when the biology teacher gave us the ok on kicking pregnant women in the vag.

You slept through the part where menarche might crank up pre-teen?

Overcast · 06-16-2017, 04:43 AM

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Chiomara · 06-16-2017, 05:11 AM

That sounds awful, Overcast :c I've known a couple others that experience very similar things, though.

As for nightmares: I'd constantly have dreams about various body parts falling off (usually my legs) and anxiously trying to reattach them.

Actually, now that I think of it I always had intense anxiety and fear around falling asleep in general. Not because of a fear of the dark or any specific thing; it was just an extreme, inexplicable sense of dread and I still have this weird hyper-vigilance at night to this day.

Stephen · 06-16-2017, 07:05 AM

For years I thought my brother had a large pet spider that had escaped and jumped on me as a kid but when I brought it up last year he said that never happened so it must have been a nightmare when I was little that somehow turned into a false memory.

Chiomara · 06-17-2017, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by bill nye

wow. you sound crazy as ****.

Oriphiel · 06-17-2017, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Chiomara · 06-17-2017, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bill nye

seriously though the one about marrying the oldest male in the family gives me the impression that you grew up in a polygamist mormon cult somewhere in the god forsaken state of Utah.

Nope, (thank god) though honestly I'm still creeped out by the fact that believed that. It's possible that 6-year-old me just wildly misinterpreted some plotline in a Xena: Warrior Princess or Star Trek episode, or something. It's a mystery.

The Batlord · 06-17-2017, 11:10 AM

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Nope, (thank god) though honestly I'm still creeped out by the fact that believed that. It's possible that 6-year-old me just wildly misinterpreted some plotline in a Xena: Warrior Princess or Star Trek episode, or something. It's a mystery.

Xena taught me the importance of experimenting.

Dylstew · 06-18-2017, 09:46 AM

For some reason when little I was afriad of the xbox platformer ''vexx'' because it was dark and had beating realistic hearts as the mission collectible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvoeUkoE-0s

I also remember being afraid of playing Rayman 2/revolution alone for whatever reason. Something about the atmosphere felt very isolating.

Thelonious Monkey · 06-18-2017, 10:19 AM

I remember having some crazy ****ing nightmares after watching Mary Poppins.

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Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	That sounds awful, Overcast :c I've known a couple others that experience very similar things, though. As for nightmares: I'd constantly have dreams about various body parts falling off (usually my legs) and anxiously trying to reattach them. Actually, now that I think of it I always had intense anxiety and fear around falling asleep in general. Not because of a fear of the dark or any specific thing; it was just an extreme, inexplicable sense of dread and I still have this weird hyper-vigilance at night to this day.

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Stephen I sleep in your hat Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Melbourne, Vic. Aus. Posts: 1,846	For years I thought my brother had a large pet spider that had escaped and jumped on me as a kid but when I brought it up last year he said that never happened so it must have been a nightmare when I was little that somehow turned into a false memory.

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Dylstew Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 1,366	For some reason when little I was afriad of the xbox platformer ''vexx'' because it was dark and had beating realistic hearts as the mission collectible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvoeUkoE-0s I also remember being afraid of playing Rayman 2/revolution alone for whatever reason. Something about the atmosphere felt very isolating.

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Thelonious Monkey Caesar is home. Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 876	I remember having some crazy ****ing nightmares after watching Mary Poppins.