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Old 06-15-2017, 11:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Thank God there's lots of people like me that cancel out people like you. Otherwise the human race might have fizzled out centuries ago.

Although if this was the last thing I ever saw as a man, I'd be happy.

You don't just cancel us out, you vastly out number us at a dangerous proportion. Overpopulation is a real and terrible threat. And I'm a firm believer in the Church of Euthanasia. Well, not that we need to kill off the human race to save the planet, but that population growth is an eventual problem that needs to be fixed. I also don't give too much of a **** to be honest. I don't plan on living long enough to see those repercussions. People like you, you're good fathers and raise good people. People like me would make ****ty fathers and acknowledge it and do our part to try and keep our population under control.

Edit: Even if I have to drop kick a pot belly.
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Old 06-16-2017, 12:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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People like you, you're good fathers and raise good people.
Thanks. I deeply and truly appreciate that. I also agree that doctors should have the ability to check out people who've reached that point in life.

I plan on taking my glock, climbing into a local dumpster, and making a mess when the time comes. Linda actually pretty much knows this. I will NOT become a medical, financial, and emotional burden, with no hope of getting better, for my wife and kids.
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Old 06-15-2017, 11:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The next morning I get the call. We're going to have a baby. 7 months later I hear her crying in the kitchen
Damn. For a second there I thought this might have a happy ending.
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Come on, you can be a lot more messy than that. At least try to get some of your brains to land on a politician or something.
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Old 06-16-2017, 12:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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So I guess you're not having an open casket funeral?
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So I guess you're not having an open casket funeral?
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Don't they keep locks on the dumpsters in San Diego?
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Don't they keep locks on the dumpsters in San Diego?
Nah, I'm good to go.




Damn, what an awesome pun!
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What song are you going to be listening to?
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What song are you going to be listening to?
Something by Wolves in Sheepskin. Will make pulling the trigger so easy.

My sister is a nurse. I'll definately reach out to her for some pills.
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