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Old 08-05-2017, 01:59 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Guess I learned something new today!

Couldn't one just fry the American bacon a bit longer to get more of the fat out, or do I just demonstrate how little I understand cooking?


They are different cuts of meat mate. You could cook it for longer to get the fat out but you'd lose volume the longer you cook it. It would be a bit like saying grill a chicken leg for longer to get the fat out and thinking it will end up the same as a breast. They are different parts of the animal.

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Old 08-05-2017, 02:06 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2017, 02:17 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I'm assuming you're gonna be defending some British thing with cow hearts and toad spleens?
Cow heart is really good you know. If you like steak, I would recommend it highly.

The tongue is great as well <3
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Cow heart is really good you know. If you like steak, I would recommend it highly.

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Cow heart is really good you know. If you like steak, I would recommend it highly.

The tongue is great as well <3
Cow heart?

****ing cow heart?

Bitch you know the proper term is Beefheart.
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Old 08-05-2017, 06:27 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2017, 01:46 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Back bacon is from the back.

American bacon is the streaky stuff, think it's from the belly.

Their bacon is fattier, ours has more meat.

I like both.
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They are different cuts of meat mate. You could cook it for longer to get the fat out but you'd lose volume the longer you cook it. It would be a bit like saying grill a chicken leg for longer to get the fat out and thinking it will end up the same as a breast. They are different parts of the animal.

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http://palmersbutchers.com/wp-conten...back-bacon.jpg
We have that bacon but we call it slab bacon and it is bought from a butcher. I don't buy regular bacon anymore. Slab bacon has more meat with less fat.

I do like turkey bacon too. It doesn't shrivel up as much as that other crap.
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I like vegetable bacon..
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Honestly, I might prefer the meatier bacon than the fattier bacon.
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I like vegetable bacon..
No you don't.
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