American bacon sucks
 

American bacon sucks, yo.

I'm assuming you're gonna be defending some British thing with cow hearts and toad spleens?

American bacon is one of the greatest foods of all time.

And boiled.

It's pretty good but quit putting it in everything you fat ****s.

I will weave a rope with bacon and hang you with it! And it will probably break because the bacon will be so damn crisp!

I thought bacon was just bacon? You cut it off the same part of the pig no matter what country we're talking about. Denmark is known for it's bacon exports, but I'm not sure it's any better than American bacon.

Back bacon is from the back.

American bacon is the streaky stuff, think it's from the belly.

Their bacon is fattier, ours has more meat.

I like both.

Guess I learned something new today!

Couldn't one just fry the American bacon a bit longer to get more of the fat out, or do I just demonstrate how little I understand cooking?

You stay the **** away from my fat!

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