The Japan thread

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Originally Posted by Mord

The Japs will lift anything. They lifted kanji from the Chinks. They lifted McDonald's from us.

They're pretty big into upskirt videos too.

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[Exo]

Originally Posted by Mord

Speaking of upskirt vids...I was with my English friend at the train station one evening, and he saw this hot young girl in a mini-skirt walk by. So what does he do? I shit you not. He gets his camcorder out and runs through the train station to get an upskirt of her on the escalator. The funniest thing about this vid was he accidentally hit the record button as soon as he took the camera out of his bag. So the video is all black, then the frame shaking like crazy giving you motion sickness as he films the ground, and then the upskirt.

This is sad.

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[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Mord

Speaking of upskirt vids...I was with my English friend at the train station one evening, and he saw this hot young girl in a mini-skirt walk by. So what does he do? I shit you not. He gets his camcorder out and runs through the train station to get an upskirt of her on the escalator. The funniest thing about this vid was he accidentally hit the record button as soon as he took the camera out of his bag. So the video is all black, then the frame shaking like crazy giving you motion sickness as he films the ground, and then the upskirt.

Originally Posted by Exo

This is sad.

Surely also illegal? Those crazy Japanese? Try that anywhere else I bet you'd be arrested on the spot. The guys who do that always seem to do it surreptitiously, and with good reason. Toe cameras, or something? Shoes? I don't know: but I doubt many would run after a girl with a camera to point it up her skirt in public!

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Originally Posted by Mord

He was drunk, and he's an idiot. We're not friend anymore, so I don't know what kind of bonehead things he's doing these days. Derping variously, no doubt.

I'm sure the cops would have made allowances for that.

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[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Mord

Yes. Being drunk is a legitimate defense in a Japanese court of law. I'm not kidding. Actually, it won't even get to court. The police will just let you off with a warning if you're drunk, unless you do something heinous (like kill someone or wreck a significant yen amount of property).

May I just say: Jesus! What's the crime rate there? Ok, say, petty crime...