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Old 05-25-2020, 09:24 PM   #1751 (permalink)
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Same as michelob

If it’s not the cheapest whatever with the highest alcohol it’s yuppie
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Old 05-25-2020, 09:27 PM   #1752 (permalink)
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Same as michelob

If it’s not the cheapest whatever with the highest alcohol it’s yuppie
That take is almost as dumb as liking Newcastle.
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Old 05-25-2020, 09:36 PM   #1753 (permalink)
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Steel Reserves and Hurricanes or nothing?
Drink bourbon from the bottle you sorority bitch
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Old 05-26-2020, 06:29 AM   #1754 (permalink)
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Man there ought to be a special word for the drunk you get when you fill a hungry belly with cheap wine.

in my case that word is "fired"
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Old 05-26-2020, 10:23 AM   #1755 (permalink)
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lol

That’s a good one
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Old 05-26-2020, 01:41 PM   #1756 (permalink)
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What's the word for urinating on your friend's recliner?
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Old 05-26-2020, 01:51 PM   #1757 (permalink)
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Yellow Chesterfield has a nice ring to it.
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Old 06-11-2020, 07:51 PM   #1758 (permalink)
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Mental health care is such a cluster**** most mentally ill people are better off not seeking care.
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Old 06-26-2020, 03:31 PM   #1759 (permalink)
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Porn where the actors are silent is vastly superior to talky porn. I don't have to listen to bad acting and if done well it can produce an oddly sensual tension.
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Old 06-27-2020, 11:02 AM   #1760 (permalink)
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I wonder if there's porn from the silent movie era where the only sound is music, the dialogue is closed captioned, and the storyline involves going to steal a pie from a windowsill and stumbling on a lonely milf.
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