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Cuthbert 11-22-2017 10:49 AM

It's good how these guys names are published all over the place. Had a look on Twitter, he is definitely guilty so it's OK.

OccultHawk 11-22-2017 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1897295)

Did Chula write that?

Trollheart 11-22-2017 12:00 PM

That story has the ring of honesty and truth about it. So far as I can see.

rubber soul 11-29-2017 05:38 AM

You can add Matt Lauer to the list


https://www.cbsnews.com/news/matt-la...xual-behavior/


I predict someone on the right to get accused next. It's part of the new American Civil War it seems.

Psy-Fi 11-29-2017 05:50 AM

http://i66.tinypic.com/2cwrfvq.jpg

Frownland 11-29-2017 07:24 AM

Jeff Bezos

OccultHawk 11-29-2017 10:49 AM

Let's change our thinking on sex - Chicago Tribune

Quote:

now could be the time to reintroduce virtues such as prudence, temperance, respect and even love. We might pursue the theory that sex possibly has a deeper significance than just recreation and that "consent"
I knew this **** was really the return of the temperance movement.

Nameless 11-29-2017 11:34 AM

I don't understand how Mike Tyson being a convicted rapist still doesn't come up much. Steven Seagull is one I'm glad is getting the old Hollywood finger wag though. The next will probably be... Kevin Sorbo. Like he probably dresses up as Hercules or grows a gay little Sovereign mustache again and forces women to rub him with mayo then throw chili powder on him. That's when he climaxes.



Really though I just hope it's nobody good. Does that say something negative about me as a person? Like, I would be more upset if it came out that Bob Dylan was a creeper than if it was Ryan Seacrest.

Cuthbert 11-29-2017 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Nameless (Post 1899166)
I don't understand how Mike Tyson being a convicted rapist still doesn't come up much.

It was over twenty years ago.

OccultHawk 11-29-2017 12:48 PM

Plus he did his time.

Chula Vista 11-29-2017 12:57 PM

Every super rich, powerful, high public profile, successful, and influential man that has a penis.

Basically.

Admit it - MB male members. You'd do it too if you had that kind of star power.

Cuthbert 11-29-2017 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1899213)
Every super rich, powerful, high public profile, successful, and influential man that has a penis.

Basically.

Admit it - MB male members. You'd do it too if you had that kind of star power.

What bollocks.

Quoting before you edit.

Chula Vista 11-29-2017 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1899217)
What bollocks.

Late 70s, local rock star, awesome looking (imo), pre-AIDS......

There's a dozen women in their 50s who could come out today and accuse me of sexual assault - simply based on the fact that they were "quite drunk at the time".

Not condoning anything. Just adding perspective.

It all sucks. I'm glad it's coming out. Lots of dudes deserve to burn.

Frownland 11-29-2017 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1899242)
Late 70s, local rock star, awesome looking (imo), pre-AIDS......

There's a dozen women in their 50s who could come out today and accuse me of sexual assault - simply based on the fact that they were "quite drunk at the time".

Not condoning anything. Just adding perspective.

It all sucks. I'm glad it's coming out. Lots of dudes deserve to burn.

Doing the ole Louisville pull in front of the mirror, ey?

Nameless 11-29-2017 01:44 PM

Probably going full Buffalo Bill in it.

Chula Vista 11-29-2017 01:45 PM

Suck it.

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...5f&oe=5A9EC533

Not my problem that you're fat, have a tiny head, a lame beard, and will never, ever know what it's like to have a hot girl grab you in a club, and tell you that she wants nothing more than to **** you.

You keep rocking that knitting needle buddy.

Frownland 11-29-2017 01:46 PM

How come you only ever use one 40 year old picture where we can't even see your face to show us how apparently sexy you are? Seems fishy.

Wasn't even a really dig at you anyway but I hope it was helpful for you to get that off of your chest...for the 90th time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nameless (Post 1899246)
Probably going full Buffalo Bill in it.

Ah, yes, looking at a dick would be gay and nobody wants that even though *Seinfeld gif*.

Frownland 11-29-2017 02:40 PM

Matt Lauer ****

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In that office, he had a button under his desk that the report says “allowed him to lock his door from the inside without getting up.” Two women who said they were sexually harassed by Lauer told the outlet the button allowed him to initiate inappropriate contact without others seeing or being aware of what was happening.

OccultHawk 11-29-2017 02:45 PM

Does that mean even if you were in the office you couldn’t unlock the door unless you pushed the button?

If so... damn.

Chula Vista 11-29-2017 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1899247)
and will never, ever know what it's like to have a hot girl grab you in a club, and tell you that she wants nothing more than to **** you.

****ing awesome, FWIW.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1899249)
How come you only ever use one 40 year old picture?

Technology.

You keep posting those high tech camera phone pics of you being "edgy.

Quote:

and will never, ever know what it's like to have a hot girl grab you in a club, and tell you that she wants nothing more than to **** you.

You keep rocking that knitting needle buddy. And to answer your limp dink approach.
https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...91&oe=5A8D1223

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...e1&oe=5A96F7AC

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...77&oe=5A8B3AF4


Before you post a reply, check with your mommy to make sure it's kosher.

#fat****lamebeard.com

Frownland 11-29-2017 02:52 PM

Chula logic: Well I wouldn't **** you so clearly nobody else would or has.

I guess your claim is true unless you count coffee shops as clubs.

rostasi 11-29-2017 02:56 PM

When I managed a band, this guy tried to "entertain" with his racist jokes backstage,
but I didn't know that he'd be fired for sexual harassment.

Chula Vista 11-29-2017 02:59 PM

Pretty sure you've never had extreme sex with a man or woman who would rate higher than a 3, on a scale of 1 out of 10.

There was a time in my life when I could ****...

Ahhh, screw it. Denial and regret is a bitch.

Cuthbert 11-29-2017 03:02 PM

Quote:

Doing the ole Louisville pull in front of the mirror, ey?
I'm not sure why that comment seemed to upset Chula :D

It's honestly like a thing your mate would say in the pub over a pint and you'd be like 'haha, dickhead'. And that's it.

Frownland 11-29-2017 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1899258)
Pretty sure you've never had extreme sex with a man or woman who would rate higher than a 3, on a scale of 1 out of 10.

There was a time in my life when I could ****...

Ahhh, screw it. Denial and regret is a bitch.

Your mom was a solid 4.

Anyways, why are you so insecure about your sexuality and masculinity?

Cuthbert 11-29-2017 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1899261)
Why are you so insecure about your sexuality and masculinity?

lol it's like he's 15 and has just lost his virginity tbh.

OccultHawk 11-29-2017 03:09 PM

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...91&oe=5A8D1223

Pedo

Chula Vista 11-29-2017 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1899261)
why are you so insecure about your sexuality and masculinity?

Better question being, why are YOU so insecure about your actual sexual experience? You are fat, live at home, balding, and have opinions that would turn off 19 out of 20 normal females,

rostasi 11-29-2017 03:23 PM


Frownland 11-29-2017 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1899266)
Better question being, why are YOU so insecure about your actual sexual experience? You are fat, live at home, balding, and have opinions that would turn off 19 out of 20 normal females,

I don't know why are you so insecure about my sexual experience on my behalf either. It baffles me. I guess it's probably to elevate yourself to feel better about your own sexuality, which you clearly feel is inadequate since you're unable to cope without trying to knock down every single perceived threat to it.

OccultHawk 11-29-2017 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1899266)
Better question being, why are YOU so insecure about your actual sexual experience? You are fat, live at home, balding, and have opinions that would turn off 19 out of 20 normal females,

Is this a fair characterization, Frown?

Cuthbert 11-29-2017 03:29 PM

5% success rate with normal females (without even considering the non normals) is not bad imo. Frown :cool:

Frownland 11-29-2017 03:31 PM

I'm about 20 pounds overweight, live at home, and am balding, yes. I haven't finished my survey of normal females (we execute the weirdos on sight btw), but I feel like his number is a bit high there. 3/4 ain't bad but it's still a C.

I'm thinking of taking the ing off of balding btw. Maybe Chula will want to **** me then.

bulbasaur 11-29-2017 03:36 PM

the chula and frown arguments are just weird anymore

Cuthbert 11-29-2017 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulbasaur (Post 1899276)
the chula and frown arguments are just weird anymore

Not sure it will win best forum rivalry this year.

rostasi 11-29-2017 03:54 PM

Sexual Misconduct Pool

http://tinyimg.io/i/5in5sTP.jpg

Pet_Sounds 11-29-2017 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1899255)




The Batlord 11-29-2017 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1899258)
Pretty sure you've never had extreme sex with a man or woman who would rate higher than a 3, on a scale of 1 out of 10.

There was a time in my life when I could ****...

Ahhh, screw it. Denial and regret is a bitch.

Is that what they used to call raping a drunk girl?

Frownland 11-29-2017 05:15 PM

It's when you have sex while More Than Words plays in the background.

Chula Vista 11-29-2017 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1899300)
It's when you have sex while Whole Lotta Love or Black Dog plays in the background.

Fixed. And you have no clue.


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