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It's good how these guys names are published all over the place. Had a look on Twitter, he is definitely guilty so it's OK.
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That story has the ring of honesty and truth about it. So far as I can see.
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You can add Matt Lauer to the list
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/matt-la...xual-behavior/ I predict someone on the right to get accused next. It's part of the new American Civil War it seems. |
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Let's change our thinking on sex - Chicago Tribune
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I don't understand how Mike Tyson being a convicted rapist still doesn't come up much. Steven Seagull is one I'm glad is getting the old Hollywood finger wag though. The next will probably be... Kevin Sorbo. Like he probably dresses up as Hercules or grows a gay little Sovereign mustache again and forces women to rub him with mayo then throw chili powder on him. That's when he climaxes.
Really though I just hope it's nobody good. Does that say something negative about me as a person? Like, I would be more upset if it came out that Bob Dylan was a creeper than if it was Ryan Seacrest. |
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Plus he did his time.
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Every super rich, powerful, high public profile, successful, and influential man that has a penis.
Basically. Admit it - MB male members. You'd do it too if you had that kind of star power. |
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There's a dozen women in their 50s who could come out today and accuse me of sexual assault - simply based on the fact that they were "quite drunk at the time". Not condoning anything. Just adding perspective. It all sucks. I'm glad it's coming out. Lots of dudes deserve to burn. |
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Probably going full Buffalo Bill in it.
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Suck it.
https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...5f&oe=5A9EC533 Not my problem that you're fat, have a tiny head, a lame beard, and will never, ever know what it's like to have a hot girl grab you in a club, and tell you that she wants nothing more than to **** you. You keep rocking that knitting needle buddy. |
How come you only ever use one 40 year old picture where we can't even see your face to show us how apparently sexy you are? Seems fishy.
Wasn't even a really dig at you anyway but I hope it was helpful for you to get that off of your chest...for the 90th time. Quote:
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Matt Lauer ****
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Does that mean even if you were in the office you couldn’t unlock the door unless you pushed the button?
If so... damn. |
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You keep posting those high tech camera phone pics of you being "edgy. Quote:
https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...e1&oe=5A96F7AC https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...77&oe=5A8B3AF4 Before you post a reply, check with your mommy to make sure it's kosher. #fat****lamebeard.com |
Chula logic: Well I wouldn't **** you so clearly nobody else would or has.
I guess your claim is true unless you count coffee shops as clubs. |
When I managed a band, this guy tried to "entertain" with his racist jokes backstage,
but I didn't know that he'd be fired for sexual harassment. |
Pretty sure you've never had extreme sex with a man or woman who would rate higher than a 3, on a scale of 1 out of 10.
There was a time in my life when I could ****... Ahhh, screw it. Denial and regret is a bitch. |
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It's honestly like a thing your mate would say in the pub over a pint and you'd be like 'haha, dickhead'. And that's it. |
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Anyways, why are you so insecure about your sexuality and masculinity? |
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5% success rate with normal females (without even considering the non normals) is not bad imo. Frown :cool:
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I'm about 20 pounds overweight, live at home, and am balding, yes. I haven't finished my survey of normal females (we execute the weirdos on sight btw), but I feel like his number is a bit high there. 3/4 ain't bad but it's still a C.
I'm thinking of taking the ing off of balding btw. Maybe Chula will want to **** me then. |
the chula and frown arguments are just weird anymore
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Spoiler for Chula:
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It's when you have sex while More Than Words plays in the background.
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