And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wo wo wo
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wo wo wo
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hide it in the hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret just the Robinson's affair
Most of all you've got to hide it from the kids

Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wo wo wo
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates' debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Every way you look at this you lose

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Wu wu wu
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
Jolting Joe has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mr. Hoffman

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.hol...-op-ed-1073364

100 Women in Entertainment Criticize #MeToo Movement as "Puritanical" in French Op-Ed

I guess you guys know him.

Larry Nassar Sentenced to 175 Years in Jail for Sexual Abuse

Hey Qwertyy---you hear about this one?

https://www.thestar.com/amp/opinion/...-fairness.html

^ That's an opinion piece, but it covers the facts. This is huge. The guy was pretty much a shoe-in for election this June.

What is wrong with all of these guys? [Assuming the allegations are legitimate]

Does a position of power breed a predatory ego?

Probably a position of power attracts a predatory ego, and way more people than anybody would like to admit have their own inferior version of that predatory ego.

And another one. You Americans won't know this, but Manchester City is now one of the biggest football clubs in the UK, one of the most successful in the world, and they are a shoo-in to win the title this season. This is serious in a whole new way. This will or should cause seismic vibrations right through the world of sport, and through the city of Manchester.

Former Football Coach Convicted of Child Abuse

Richest*

Sorry but I had to.

Everyone always says that it's too soon for this conversation, but after this and Penn State I think that it's time to outlaw sports.

Yeah.
That's worrying, the tenuous link between that **** and Speed's suicide. We'll never know, but you would wonder now...

Manchester has a bigger team than Manchester United?

Yeah. Man United aren't the force they used to be. City have taken over in the last few seasons. United are still up there, but the fear factor, largely, is gone now from playing them.

No they aren't bigger.

They were a nothing club who had less titles than Huddersfield Town and then they were bought by Arab billionaires in 2008. Think it was a royal family of the UAE, can't be arsed to fact check. Anyway they spend, spend, spend on players until they win. If they don't win it doesn't matter because they will spend another few hundred million in one window. They've spent billions. When you're throwing these amounts of money around success is inevitable.

Many supporters don't agree with it or like it.

Monkey's not at all biased, as you can see... :D
They're bigger, mate, in every sense that matters. Most have forgotten United now, City is the one to watch, City has won all the titles, they're going for the quad this year. Yes, they've bought their way to success, but sure you could say that of any other club. It's always he who spends the most who ends up getting the spoils, with the one solitary exception of Leicester City of course.

MC are not a bigger club than MU, their current group of players is better which is why they're higher in the league, but by this logic that would make Tottenham bigger than Arsenal.

Smaller revenue
Smaller ground
Fewer honours
Fewer supporters

???

# of MC trophies since takeover - 5
# of MU trophies since takeover - 8

???

It's the scale of it, and this isn't true anyway.

But we can move this to the English football thread if you want.

Does premier league soccer have salary caps?

Do you guys think that if Americans weren't so secretive about sex, then there wouldn't be so much sexual harassment and violation?

No. I think if we weren’t so obsessed with social hierarchy we wouldn’t express our *******ry in such ugly ways. The response to the harassment is a power grab in the same way the harassment was expression of dominance. It’s not about fixing a problem; it’s about jockeying for position instead of making structural reform.

When I hear a victim of sexual misconduct protest by rejecting the hoarding of wealth I’ll take them seriously. If you got fondled trying to get rich you’re still part of the problem.

It may be a combination of both.

Americans are taught to be secretive about sex. To hide it. So it becomes a special thing in their mind.

It’s not about repression; it’s about power.

No mate.

I think MB should pull our resources and buy QPR.

Lawsuit against Shaun White

https://www.documentcloud.org/docume...683-White.html

She drums for his ****ty rockband that everyone knows is **** and she’s only drumming for the band to be the sexy chick drummer then she sues for being treated like the sexy chick drummer in a ****ty rockband. **** her.

We’re getting so puritanical now it’s like bitches at hooters are saying they expected me have big tits and wear tight t-shirts. Or strippers saying they expected me to take off my clothes in front of everyone.

There's definitely some puritanical lumping together of non-issues with genuine rape but that's an extremely idiotic way to view that particular situation. Don't become a Democrat just because Republicans suck, that's doubling down on foolishness.

Also if you read the case it's largely a money issue.

n/m

No thankfully.

Yeah, probably best to do that. I'll see ya there. :)

https://www.buzzfeed.com/peteraldhou...py5#.pwnga1jY4

Lawrence Krauss

The entire Forest Service

You’d think they’d be pretty cool peeps

Nope

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.apn...3f9c55cfde3f16

Child-on-child sex assault cases languish on US bases

Hardly any surprise that military brats are deranged to the core. Look who raises them.

Yet another PBS talk-show host gets taken down...

New witnesses allege sexual misconduct by Tavis Smiley - Chicago Tribune

I’m thinking there’s going to be something that disrupts or delays Cosby’s sentencing.

Some sort of technicality that keeps him out of prison.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it takes another year to get him behind bars and I wouldn’t be shocked if he never goes.

Totally just guessing. Not based on anything but gut feeling.

Old, sick, blah blah...

If anybody has any questions about where to draw the line ask me.

I’m the Pussy Godfather

Ronaldo is a straight up psychopath.