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Old 01-10-2019, 05:48 PM   #191 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-10-2019, 05:50 PM   #192 (permalink)
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:04 PM   #193 (permalink)
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Bruh if I were in a floating outhouse I'd absolutely masturbate in one just for the sake of the experience. You'd have to introduce some serious **** to shake me on this principle. I legit pride myself on having masturbated everywhere I have ever worked. Just so long as I couldn't be seen I'd be dead set on it. Not even joking a little bit.
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:13 PM   #194 (permalink)
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Bruh if I were in a floating outhouse I'd absolutely masturbate in one just for the sake of the experience. You'd have to introduce some serious **** to shake me on this principle. I legit pride myself on having masturbated everywhere I have ever worked. Just so long as I couldn't be seen I'd be dead set on it. Not even joking a little bit.
I prefered banging on a boat in a secluded pocket of the lake but ja the floaty outhouse wank was cool.
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:18 PM   #195 (permalink)
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Old 01-10-2019, 11:21 PM   #196 (permalink)
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I've been getting so much sleep the past few nights that now my sleep schedule is all ****y. Gotta be up in 6 hours and im barely tired.
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Have you literally never taken a bathroom break to jack off? This is a literal question because I have literally done this on quite a few occasions. I mean taking a bathroom break is liberating because I guess depending on the kind of job you have it is one of the only ways to not be under the strict employer's boot for at least a short period of time. And if you're masturbating during that time then not only are you being paid to poop you are being paid to have an orgasm. You are rebelling against capitalism to become a prostitute.
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Old 01-13-2019, 03:38 AM   #198 (permalink)
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