The Flu 2018

Paul Smeenus · 01-19-2018, 09:57 AM

The part that worries me is that 3 times a day I'm having a meal with a room full of seniors, all it takes is one of them getting sick to spread this damn bug like wildfire.

rubber soul · 01-19-2018, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

You're Jenny McCarthy.

I am not

**Frownland** · 01-19-2018, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by rubber soul

I am not

You distrust vaccines for anecdotal/baseless reasons. You're Jenny McCarthy.

**Exo** · 01-19-2018, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

The part that worries me is that 3 times a day I'm having a meal with a room full of seniors, all it takes is one of them getting sick to spread this damn bug like wildfire.

This reminds me of the old saying "You're not in traffic. You ARE the traffic."

WWWP · 01-19-2018, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo

My problem is that my body likes itself. My brain is like the dude who lives upstairs from five bros who love each other.

"Dude, you're so awesome."

"NO. You're awesome."

"Bro."

"I know bro. Nothing will stop us. We're too awesome."

My brain is upstairs and can hear this sh*t through the vents.

"Get on my level you sh*tty good for nothing healthy bitches."

Lol. For me it's more like that time I lived with 4 perpetually drunk girls in a two bedroom apartment.

"Um can you do something about this mess pls, k thanksssss."

"You still owe me $20 from when your card got declined at target."

"Sorry I can't pay rent until the end of the month, can you cover me?"

I forgot where I was going with this.

rubber soul · 01-19-2018, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

You distrust vaccines for anecdotal/baseless reasons. You're Jenny McCarthy.

I only distrust the flu vaccine. I'm not trying to get the damn thing banned and I'm vaccinated for everything else including small pox.

So can I assume you're in medical school? You seem to know more about vaccines than Jonas Salk.

**Exo** · 01-19-2018, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

I forgot where I was going with this.

Bitches. You saw bitches and your brain had a bitchy flashback.

**Frownland** · 01-19-2018, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by rubber soul

I only distrust the flu vaccine. I'm not trying to get the damn thing banned and I'm vaccinated for everything else including small pox.

You distrust it for similarly empty reasons, Jenny.

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So can I assume you're in medical school? You seem to know more about vaccines than Jonas Salk.

Nope, post-grad advertising major. I'm just passionate about journalism and science.

WWWP · 01-19-2018, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by rubber soul

I only distrust the flu vaccine. I'm not trying to get the damn thing banned and I'm vaccinated for everything else including small pox.

Same tbh. It's good for babies and the elderly and people with otherwise compromised immune systems but I don't need it. I have had jobs try to tell me it's mandatory and I'm just like lol nah.

rubber soul · 01-19-2018, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

You distrust it for similarly empty reasons, Jenny.

Nope, post-grad advertising major. I'm just passionate about journalism and science.

Ah, so you're Dr. Laura then