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Old 04-09-2018, 06:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 04-09-2018, 06:23 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I've never seen one either.
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Old 04-09-2018, 07:12 AM   #13 (permalink)
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^ Well, you're not missing out on much. I first saw one when I was about 35 years old and it's surprising how quickly curiosity turns into disgust. That's why I will not be clicking on Trollheart's link, thank you very much.
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Old 04-09-2018, 11:21 AM   #14 (permalink)
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^ Well, you're not missing out on much. I first saw one when I was about 35 years old and it's surprising how quickly curiosity turns into disgust. That's why I will not be clicking on Trollheart's link, thank you very much.
Dont worry, Lis: they're cartoons. And it's funny too.
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Old 04-09-2018, 11:24 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I've never seen one either.
Pictures really can't do justice to how revolting it is to see one skittering across your floor at half the speed of light. And yeah, it's a crime against nature that they can fly.
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N.B. In England (where they barely exist) you have to say "cockroach" because for some reason "roach" is (or at least was) slang for the dead stub-end of a smoked joint, reefer, spliff or number, nowhatahmsayin?
same thing in the states but people will assume you mean cockroach
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Old 04-09-2018, 11:41 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Why is this funny? I'm looking for a joke but I see nothing. Wait, "Roachford"? Haha. Ha. Ha. Die.
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Pictures really can't do justice to how revolting it is to see one skittering across your floor at half the speed of light. And yeah, it's a crime against nature that they can fly.
That is chilling.
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Old 04-09-2018, 12:10 PM   #20 (permalink)
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It's almost worse that they can't fly particularly fast, because while they're fast enough to escape death if given a few seconds head start, the site of a flying cockroach anti-majestically rising into the air with all the horror of worms in animal excrement will make you recoil in panic so that they may very well be able to disappear into the gap of a cupboard.
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