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Akai 04-15-2018 05:56 PM

Ok, you win..

Trollheart 04-15-2018 06:07 PM

Nah, he loses. This is supposed to be ANTI-humour. That one ain't bad really.

Akai 04-15-2018 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 194149)
This is supposed to be ANTI-humour.

I forgot this.

Lucem Ferre 04-15-2018 06:18 PM

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it he still ain't coming.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why doesn't god like fruitcake? He doesn't exist.

What does snow have in common with your friends? They both disappear when you pee on them.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Cause it's a ****ing corpse you moron, they typically don't move much, let alone walk.

What's sicker than 5 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 5 trees.

Goofle 04-15-2018 06:20 PM

Those are just jokes.

Lucem Ferre 04-15-2018 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goofle (Post 1941503)
Those are just jokes.

You can suck a **** out of a fart box, you fascist pig.

Goofle 04-15-2018 06:26 PM

I am no pig.

Lucem Ferre 04-15-2018 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Pig (Post 1941509)
Oink! Oink! Oink!

Is it hard to type with hooves? There's so many more questions I have to ask, like why you are smart enough to type but still type out pig noises rather than English phrases that we'd all understand.

Trollheart 04-15-2018 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1941514)
Is it hard to type with hooves? There's so many more questions I have to ask, like why you are smart enough to type but still type out pig noises rather than English phrases that we'd all understand.

Man, you're angry tonight, intcha? How's that therapy coming, then?
:shycouch:

Also, pigs have trotters, not hooves.

Black Francis 04-15-2018 06:36 PM

Jeff Dunham Jokes - Jeff Dunham One Liners Jokes


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