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Oriphiel 04-15-2018 11:10 AM

The Unofficial Anti-Humor Thread
 
Knock knock.

Who's there?

A guy named Knock Knock.

Oriphiel 04-15-2018 11:13 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she wanted to.

Oriphiel 04-15-2018 11:14 AM

How many guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Trollheart 04-15-2018 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1941280)
How many guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How can you screw in a light bulb? Wouldn't it be very uncomfortable, not least for the lady?

Trollheart 04-15-2018 11:21 AM

What do you call a seventy-ton gorilla?

Sir!

Goofle 04-15-2018 11:37 AM

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar to have a few drinks.

Frownland 04-15-2018 11:42 AM

Porcupines.

Trollheart 04-15-2018 12:54 PM

Did I tell you about the funny thing that happened to me on the way to the cinema? No? Oh right: that's cos nothing funny happened to me on the way to the cinema.

OccultHawk 04-15-2018 01:47 PM

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she weighs 300 lbs.

Mindfulness 04-15-2018 05:39 PM

how do you throw a party in space?












































you planet.

(i know its a knee slapper aint it)


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