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Old 04-15-2018, 11:33 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Did I tell you about the funny thing that happened to me on the way to the cinema? No? Oh right: that's cos nothing funny happened to me on the way to the cinema.
Did I tell you about the funny thing that happened to me on the way to the cinema show?
No?
I'll tell you after the ordeal.
What ordeal?
The Battle of Epping Forest.
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Old 04-16-2018, 06:21 PM   #22 (permalink)
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A: Old enough that someone said: "We're going mudding!" so I showed up with my computer ready to LAN.
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Old 07-06-2018, 09:02 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2018, 10:49 AM   #24 (permalink)
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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

I don't know.
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Old 07-06-2018, 10:50 AM   #25 (permalink)
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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

I don't know.
He'd live.
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Old 07-06-2018, 10:55 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2018, 12:31 PM   #27 (permalink)
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What's sicker than 5 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 5 trees.
What about 5 dead trees nailed to 1 baby?
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Old 07-06-2018, 03:34 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Also, pigs have trotters, not hooves.
They’re called hooves over here.
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Old 07-06-2018, 03:43 PM   #29 (permalink)
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They’re called hooves over here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ungulate
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Old 07-06-2018, 04:44 PM   #30 (permalink)
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This discussion reminds me of the first time I saw pickled pigs feet.



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