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Old 04-19-2018, 11:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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YorkeDaddy is gay so the scoring system will be like so...

5/5 = Pussy Slayer
4/5 = Wears Turtlenecks
3/5 = Bi-Curious
2/5 = Drunk on Tequila
1/5 = Pure Faggotry
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Old 04-19-2018, 11:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I work for Advameg, in case that's not obvious (though I don't advertise the fact, that's for sure).
So any serious questions you have about the forum, moderation etc - you can send me a message and I should get back to you within 48 hours.
What if you suddenly died? Would there be no admins on the forum?

TOTAL ANARCHY!!
First two sentences are a lame setup for a joke we know will suck and the punchline is cringe/10. Maybe this is just my personal taste but if you're going to use all caps then you should use three exclamation points; anything less is ****ing bull**** and you must die. Not really a god awful post but so lame it might as well be. Eat ****.

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Old 04-19-2018, 11:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Our second entry is a cat fight with Akai and Frownland over ****ing Fortnite so I'll do this in a dump. (Akai's and Frownie's posts are omitted for brevity's sake.)

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Thanks for the garbage rant that fcking nobody will read or care about

You’re insinuating we only play Fortnite because its part of the new fad? **** off moron, we play it because it’s fantastic
Starts off strong with an OTT reaction to Akai's post trashing Fortnite designed to start a pointless internet fight, but I have to take points off for obviously coming across as butthurt. Still not bad.

Rating: Wears Turtlenecks

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Batlord knows the tactics

The dip**** even wrote another like 4 paragraphs

It astounds me how passionate people get about **** they don’t like. Get out of the ****ing thread jesus
The butthurt is starting to tip the scales to gayness but he complimented me so I must give top marks.

Rating: Pussy Slayer

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I don't need a counter argument, it's the most popular game in the world and a ****ton of people love it from all walks of life. I'm a hardcore lifelong gamer that generally plays RPGs and platformers. All this **** speaks for itself



You would know, your butt still steams to this day from the constant flaming hurt you get whenever someone trashes your music taste
Holy **** gayness achieved. He comes hard with a pathetic appeal to popularity, tries to puff out his chest by calling himself a "hardcore lifelong gamer" (****ing lulz), and drops too much profanity to be anything but thoroughly fanny damaged. To make matters worse he starts a fight on a second front by responding to Frownland, meaning that he now has two brutalized anuses.

Rating: Drunk on Tequila

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Maybe if the point of the thread was to debate the game

But it's not, it's a thread for fans of the game
Seriously? YorkeFaggy is still responding to Frownland's obvious troll? Frown's not even going hard so there's no possible points you can score with this exchange. And just look at how much of a sad fanboy he is smh. Thankfully it's too short to be truly embarrassing so I'll be merciful.

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Obviously not given the multiple pages of replies from fans of the game talking about their experiences, strategies, and plans of eventually getting together to play as a team
For the love of god stop responding, you twit! Akai has clearly washed his hands of this pathetic excuse for a flame war, leaving Frownland as the sole **** stirrer keeping SporkeDaddy chasing his tail. StorkeSaggy clearly knows what's going on as he has pulled back the reigns in an attempt to salvage his troll dignity but it's far too late for that, so any apparent reduction in butthurt is clearly a lie. You'll get no mercy from me this time, fool, so take it like you like it.

Rating: Pure Faggotry
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he has pulled back the reigns
*pulled in the reins

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Old 04-19-2018, 12:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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*pulled in the reins

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Old 04-19-2018, 12:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i graduated college and have had a decent amount of sex
Going for a random deep cut from 2016 here. You graduated from college and can't use capitalization or punctuation? Douche. And congrats on getting laid. Bet it was a fat dude with body hair like me.

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bitch you got almost 3000 potential reviews to do here, you better dig deep for some truly spicy ones
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